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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 
This coming May 15th is bike to work day and I am looking forward to pedaling at least 40 miles to and from work. If any body else is interested in parking their Mustang for a day just to save on gas or do somthing different, you can check outwww.511.org for all the details. If you register for bike do work day, you could win a $750 bicycle shop gift certificate.

[ May 11, 2003, 01:15 PM: Message edited by: cobraracer46 ]
 

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Posted by 91sleeper (Member # 779) on :
 
Have fun! I dont see any pleasure in riding my bmx bike down stanley in 20mph head winds at 7am in the morning getting ran off the road by other drivers in there warm cars.
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 
strange...this is the same day as 'drive your stang over that guy driving his bike to work day'...funny how that works
 

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Posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT (Member # 2754) on :
 
Lol yea i just put the big steel bumper on my stnag so i can hit a few bikers. Ok and remember its 50 points for one in work clothes and 100 points for one in bike gear. My goal is 1500 points this year see if ya can beat that Teamsolo50.
 

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Posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT (Member # 2754) on :
 
Lol yea i just put the big steel bumper on my stang so i can hit a few bikers. Ok and remember its 50 points for one in work clothes and 100 points for one in bike gear. My goal is 1500 points this year see if ya can beat that Teamsolo50.
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 
1500? shit...just go to the city in a Hummer on them bike activist days. better yet, get the war protesters and bike activists all in downtown sf at the same time and let off one of our bunker busters
 

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Posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT (Member # 2754) on :
 
Ok with the hummer you get the 100 points for running over the biker on his way to work but if you back up and run over him again you get double points. I cant wait till thursday when those spandex morons signal a left turn and my car rips their arm off. Remember thursday is knock down pedal pussy day. If you knock down the most you get a free nx kit for your stang.
 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 
It appears that not every body at CA Ford's is with me on the bike to work day gig and that's ok, But remeber to share the road with cyclists when ever you drive your Mustang,lightning,Super duty Power stroke or what ever you happen to cruise in, especialy on thursday, because a fellow California Ford's member will be out on thursday biking on the mean streets of San Francisco and Marin County.
 

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Posted by MustyTang (Member # 896) on :
 
LOL, you guys are messed up.

You think I could get away with riding my bike on 580?
 

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Posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT (Member # 2754) on :
 
Only if mm or solo dont see you bwahahahaahha
 

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Posted by Blown Mystic (Member # 476) on :
 
yeah everybody ride thier bikes so the roads are less crowded for me
 

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Posted by HaulnAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:
This coming May 15th is bike to work day and I am looking forward to pedaling at least 40 miles to and from work. If any body else is interested in parking their Mustang for a day just to save on gas or do somthing different, you can check outwww.511.org for all the details. If you register for bike do work day, you could win a $750 bicycle shop gift certificate.

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
1500? shit...just go to the city in a Hummer on them bike activist days. better yet, get the war protesters and bike activists all in downtown sf at the same time and let off one of our bunker busters

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Posted by HaulnAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 

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"RUN THEM SPANDEX FAGS OFF THE ROAD"

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now thats some funny shit right there,I dont care who ya are

[ May 16, 2006, 04:27 AM: Message edited by: HaulinAssMaro ]
 

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Posted by J's 4AXLR8N (Member # 2011) on :
 
LOL, Yes, I agree w/u haulinmaro!



Remember to hit the peace activist, those guys are worth 500 points each.


 

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Posted by 91sleeper (Member # 779) on :
 

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Originally posted by HaulnAssMaro:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:
It appears that not every body at CA Ford's is with me on the bike to work day gig and that's ok, But remeber to share the road with cyclists when ever you drive your Mustang,lightning,Super duty Power stroke or what ever you happen to cruise in, especialy on thursday, because a fellow California Ford's member will be out on thursday biking on the mean streets of San Francisco and Marin County.

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This seriously happens to be amongst the gayest fukkin topics I have every read here..........

"RUN THEM SPANDEX FAGS OFF THE ROAD"

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LMAO!
 

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Posted by Blown Mystic (Member # 476) on :
 
road bikers always talk shit, and never back it up when u get out of the car. I dont run into them, I just like to see how close i can get without hitting them.
 

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Posted by MR GO FAST (Member # 2088) on :
 
How many points for sticking a broom handle between the spokes?
 

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Posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT (Member # 2754) on :
 
a broom handle is 90 points here is the bonus deal for this year 400 points to drive by a group of them and mace the whole group. If everybody does their part we can help eliminate this disease called road biking
 

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Posted by MR GO FAST (Member # 2088) on :
 
How many points using a BFI front loader? Scoop as I go?
 

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Posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT (Member # 2754) on :
 
a bfi truck huh hmmmmmm 10 points but if you push the compact button after they are in the truck ya get 200 points
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 

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Originally posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT:
Ok with the hummer you get the 100 points for running over the biker on his way to work but if you back up and run over him again you get double points. I cant wait till thursday when those spandex morons signal a left turn and my car rips their arm off. Remember thursday is knock down pedal pussy day. If you knock down the most you get a free nx kit for your stang.

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he said 'pedal pussy'
 

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Posted by Jimbo (Member # 1456) on :
 
Jesus christ, what the hell is wrong with riding your bike to work!!? Some of you guys are fuckin sick, you dont even know the guy and your saying your gonna run him over!!!? Just in case you hadnt noticed, gasoline is a NON-renewable(or at least a very slowly renewable) resource and I'd think that while YOU may not want to ride your bike you may want to encourage others to instead of telling them that your going to run them down with your car. Admittedly SOME road bikers blow thru lights and and violate other traffic laws but, most road bikers espically commuters ride safely. I'm sorry so many of you seem to have so much trouble navigating around bicyclists but, bikers pay taxes and have just as much right to their portion of the road as any car.

cobraracer46-Way to go man! Sounds like a pretty long ride(SF to Marin), and dealing with asshole drivers makes it sound even worse. I know i'd probably make it to work at about when it was time to go home, commuting on my bike.
 

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Posted by BlkPinaTang (Member # 934) on :
 
lol take this down to S.F......
i have to work on thursday though

[ May 12, 2003, 07:22 PM: Message edited by: BlkPinaTang ]
 

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Posted by shade-tree (Member # 298) on :
 
lol@ the last 10 replies or so,
I'm up for the 20 mile each way trip to work, I've done it a few times before, but dealing with road ragers makes it pretty unsafe, it's ridiculous out there near freeway onramps/offramps.
 

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Posted by FasterDamnit (Member # 442) on :
 

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Originally posted by shade-tree:
lol@ the last 10 replies or so,
I'm up for the 20 mile each way trip to work, I've done it a few times before, but dealing with road ragers makes it pretty unsafe, it's ridiculous out there near freeway onramps/offramps.

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Yes it is, my little friend, yes it is...
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 

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Originally posted by Jimbo:
Jesus christ, what the hell is wrong with riding your bike to work!!? Some of you guys are fuckin sick, you dont even know the guy and your saying your gonna run him over!!!? Just in case you hadnt noticed, gasoline is a NON-renewable(or at least a very slowly renewable) resource and I'd think that while YOU may not want to ride your bike you may want to encourage others to instead of telling them that your going to run them down with your car. Admittedly SOME road bikers blow thru lights and and violate other traffic laws but, most road bikers espically commuters ride safely. I'm sorry so many of you seem to have so much trouble navigating around bicyclists but, bikers pay taxes and have just as much right to their portion of the road as any car.

cobraracer46-Way to go man! Sounds like a pretty long ride(SF to Marin), and dealing with asshole drivers makes it sound even worse. I know i'd probably make it to work at about when it was time to go home, commuting on my bike.

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get off the bike and loosen up your spandex. if that aint it, your helmet is on too tight.
 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 
I don't want to start a war with every body and get get off on the wrong foot so to speak over a post.It is unfortunate that some members have issues about cyclists. I happen to think that this post and biking are NOT GAY. Any body who spends any time road racing knows that being in shape is an advantage and plenty of F1 and Champ car drivers bike regulary for that reason so I guess they must be gay too. If some poeple want to respond with negetivity, They need to back it up with some facts. When ever I talk trash about a Camaro for example,I provide facts like " they suck because there is a big hump on the pass floor for the cat converter and you need to drop the rear axel housing in order to install a high flow pump" Even though I hate Camaro's, I wouldn't go so far as to call a Chevy driver a Fag so Let's bury the hatchets, ok? Peace
 

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Posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT (Member # 2754) on :
 
3 more days till the run over the most pedal pussies contest the nx kit is still up for grabs.
 

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Posted by Jimbo (Member # 1456) on :
 

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:

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Originally posted by Jimbo:
Jesus christ, what the hell is wrong with riding your bike to work!!? Some of you guys are fuckin sick, you dont even know the guy and your saying your gonna run him over!!!? Just in case you hadnt noticed, gasoline is a NON-renewable(or at least a very slowly renewable) resource and I'd think that while YOU may not want to ride your bike you may want to encourage others to instead of telling them that your going to run them down with your car. Admittedly SOME road bikers blow thru lights and and violate other traffic laws but, most road bikers espically commuters ride safely. I'm sorry so many of you seem to have so much trouble navigating around bicyclists but, bikers pay taxes and have just as much right to their portion of the road as any car.

cobraracer46-Way to go man! Sounds like a pretty long ride(SF to Marin), and dealing with asshole drivers makes it sound even worse. I know i'd probably make it to work at about when it was time to go home, commuting on my bike.

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get off the bike and loosen up your spandex. if that aint it, your helmet is on too tight.

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:
I don't want to start a war with every body and get get off on the wrong foot so to speak over a post.It is unfortunate that some members have issues about cyclists. I happen to think that this post and biking are NOT GAY. Any body who spends any time road racing knows that being in shape is an advantage and plenty of F1 and Champ car drivers bike regulary for that reason so I guess they must be gay too. If some poeple want to respond with negetivity, They need to back it up with some facts. When ever I talk trash about a Camaro for example,I provide facts like " they suck because there is a big hump on the pass floor for the cat converter and you need to drop the rear axel housing in order to install a high flow pump" Even though I hate Camaro's, I wouldn't go so far as to call a Chevy driver a Fag so Let's bury the hatchets, ok? Peace

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Originally posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT:
3 more days till the run over the most pedal pussies contest the nx kit is still up for grabs.

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Posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT (Member # 2754) on :
 
Hey you cant call a camaro owner a fag he isnt the one riding a gay ass bike to work on thursday. Pedal pussies never learn must be the seat shoved so far up their ass.

[ May 12, 2003, 09:24 PM: Message edited by: BOUNTY HUNTER VERT ]
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 
rainbow your way to work day on thursday...tuck your sack, throw on them spandex, put those wrap around sunglasses/goggles on, that multi colored pointy helmet on...and let the games begin.
 

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Posted by Blown Mystic (Member # 476) on :
 
FACT: they ride slow in the middle of the road
FACT: they dont move out of the way
DEDUCTIVE LOGIC: Move them yourself
 

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Posted by 91sleeper (Member # 779) on :
 

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Originally posted by Jimbo:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:

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Originally posted by Jimbo:
Jesus christ, what the hell is wrong with riding your bike to work!!? Some of you guys are fuckin sick, you dont even know the guy and your saying your gonna run him over!!!? Just in case you hadnt noticed, gasoline is a NON-renewable(or at least a very slowly renewable) resource and I'd think that while YOU may not want to ride your bike you may want to encourage others to instead of telling them that your going to run them down with your car. Admittedly SOME road bikers blow thru lights and and violate other traffic laws but, most road bikers espically commuters ride safely. I'm sorry so many of you seem to have so much trouble navigating around bicyclists but, bikers pay taxes and have just as much right to their portion of the road as any car.

cobraracer46-Way to go man! Sounds like a pretty long ride(SF to Marin), and dealing with asshole drivers makes it sound even worse. I know i'd probably make it to work at about when it was time to go home, commuting on my bike.

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get off the bike and loosen up your spandex. if that aint it, your helmet is on too tight.

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Well, wouldnt be caught dead in spandex, as for the old brain bucket, who knows. I'm actually a mountain biker and try to avoid riding around cars but just dont find even joking about running people down (espically some guy you dont know) all that funny. Just a suggestion but, possibly the old, "well buddy I dont ride but thats cool that you do" would have been more appropriate.

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Kinda like my first post?

Anyways were not here to argue and fight everyone is just having a good time, the spandex guy knows were joking around no harm done.
 

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Posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT (Member # 2754) on :
 
2 more days!!!!!!
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 

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Originally posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT:
2 more days!!!!!!

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me:
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biker when i'm done:
 

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Posted by shade-tree (Member # 298) on :
 
I mountain bike a lot on the streets and never once put on spandex. I know I'm not alone...
 

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Posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT (Member # 2754) on :
 

 

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Posted by MustyTang (Member # 896) on :
 
I was up in Castro Valley today and they were having a big ass bike ride thing. It made me think of this thread....lol, they all had spandex on with the pointy helmets. You guys are mean
 

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Posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT (Member # 2754) on :
 
Ya shoulda started building points early and driven over all of those pedal pussies.
 

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Posted by J's 4AXLR8N (Member # 2011) on :
 

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:
I don't want to start a war with every body and get get off on the wrong foot so to speak over a post.It is unfortunate that some members have issues about cyclists. I happen to think that this post and biking are NOT GAY. Any body who spends any time road racing knows that being in shape is an advantage and plenty of F1 and Champ car drivers bike regulary for that reason so I guess they must be gay too. If some poeple want to respond with negetivity, They need to back it up with some facts. When ever I talk trash about a Camaro for example,I provide facts like " they suck because there is a big hump on the pass floor for the cat converter and you need to drop the rear axel housing in order to install a high flow pump" Even though I hate Camaro's, I wouldn't go so far as to call a Chevy driver a Fag so Let's bury the hatchets, ok? Peace

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i apologize for not stating facts

fact: homos wear spandex
fact: bikers wear spandex
deductive logic: bikers are homos

fact: you started a post about gay pride on thurs
fact: we clowned gay pride on thursday
deductive logic: attack the 'pedal pussy pride parade'

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Thats some funny ass shit!!
I almost hit one of those spandex guys today, do I still get points for attempting to try? Of course I scared this shit out of him, when I honked like a mother fu**** at him


 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 

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Originally posted by shade-tree:
I mountain bike a lot on the streets and never once put on spandex. I know I'm not alone...

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so you have only partially come out of the closet. wear your spandex tomorrow...wear em and wear em proud. i better wait to get my exhaust done, dont want you to hear me up on ya
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 
god damn, they even have commericials for this bike day thing tomorrow...guess its bigger than i thought

BIKE DAY TOMORROW
 

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Posted by shiftylx (Member # 2670) on :
 

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Originally posted by J's 4AXLR8N:
I almost hit one of those spandex guys today, do I still get points for attempting to try? Of course I scared this shit out of him, when I honked like a mother fu**** at him

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honkin at em isn't as fun as dropping the clutch in 2nd as you pass right next to em don't get me wrong i have a bike and ride sometimes around town, but when you're forced to drive slow behind a group of them cause they think it's their right to ride down the middle of the road, thats when the rubber starts to fly and the cyclists start to scatter
 

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Posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT (Member # 2754) on :
 
1 more day till the pedal pussies kiss my front bumper.
 

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Posted by Blown Mystic (Member # 476) on :
 

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Originally posted by shiftylx:
honkin at em isn't as fun as dropping the clutch in 2nd as you pass right next to em don't get me wrong i have a bike and ride sometimes around town, but when you're forced to drive slow behind a group of them cause they think it's their right to ride down the middle of the road, thats when the rubber starts to fly and the cyclists start to scatter

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Posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT (Member # 2754) on :
 

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
god damn, they even have commericials for this bike day thing tomorrow...guess its bigger than i thought

BIKE DAY TOMORROW

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The truth about pedal pussy day.
 

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Posted by MR GO FAST (Member # 2088) on :
 
I rented a Cal Trans truck...Im good to go.
 

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Posted by 66 AC COBRA (Member # 904) on :
 
di i get extra points if i drag one in the wheel well for a while

sorry about the shity pic, i am only half computer literate

[ May 14, 2003, 01:06 PM: Message edited by: 66 AC COBRA ]
 

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Posted by shiftylx (Member # 2670) on :
 

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Originally posted by MR GO FAST:
I rented a Cal Trans truck...Im good to go.

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make sure it has an air horn watch the masses go i just wish i could be down in the bay, up here they're all already scared of me
 

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Posted by ihatethesesns (Member # 684) on :
 
Wow... I didnt even read this post until now cause the title screamed gay but since there was a few pages I figured what the hell. You guys kill me.

91sleeper- You had me rolling with that first post. Haven't made that ride in years, seems like the never ending ride.

As for the fact that a lot of bikers are jack ass's here's a little story. A lot of my friends in high school lived on ranchs in the country on narrow roads. It was always fun throwing out left over trash and cew spit cups at these jack ass that are impeding the flow of traffic. Well one day a guy I knew was driving home, he came around a turn on a old country road and here is a jack ass in the road on a bike. So he swerves to avoid running over this idoit in his big dodge ranch truck. As he did this here comes a little old 65 year old lady in her brand new escort ends up totalling the car and hurting the lady But good thing his truck kept spinning and he hit the fags as well.
Moral of the story keep you dumb ass out of the road way. You are no different then the idoits in san jose that get on the freeway doning 35 mph and heading for the fast lane(we all know which group of ass clowns I'm talking about LMFAO).
 

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Posted by Black94 5.0 (Member # 655) on :
 

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:
This coming May 15th is bike to work day and I am looking forward to pedaling at least 40 miles to and from work. If any body else is interested in parking their Mustang for a day just to save on gas or do somthing different, you can check outwww.511.org for all the details. If you register for bike do work day, you could win a $750 bicycle shop gift certificate.

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WOW, 40 miles to work!...Good luck, I hope it doesnt rain...I used to ride my Mountain bike to work everyday, until I saved enough money to get my 94 5.0, I never wore Spandex though....Some people have no idea about cycling...It takes a lot of physical ability and strength to ride well...

I guess some people have a certain kind of stereotype of bike riders....I always had a lot of respect for people who ride their bikes...A friend of mine mountain bikes up Mission Peak in Fremont over 10 times a week...That dude can probably kick the shit out of most people and he's only 5'5"....

I dont understand why people are talkin shit?...I come across way more dumb asses driving 50mph in the fast lane with no traffic in front of them, than I come across a cyclist in the middle of the road...
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 
pedal boy fallen down...

driving the five oh up on some unsuspecting crosswalk. dude in late teens riding across...i throw a rev...dude has the nerve to spit on the hood of my car. i get out of the car at the light and proceed to chace. he is too fast for me...get back in car and run the light going after him...he's cutting through residential....

stupid ass takes a left turn and almost gets run down by a car coming at him...homeboy veres out of the way and falls down...i hit the gas...

he gets up and starts running...i'm aimed right at his bike....crunch...you ever heard the sound of a ten speed underneath a mustang...never heard such a nice sound before...almost more distinct then the sound of five oh exhaust...speaking of exhaust...that damn bike put a dent in my muffler....

and this dude had the nerve to flip me off afterwards....sheesh
 

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Posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT (Member # 2754) on :
 

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
pedal boy fallen down...

driving the five oh up on some unsuspecting crosswalk. dude in late teens riding across...i throw a rev...dude has the nerve to spit on the hood of my car. i get out of the car at the light and proceed to chace. he is too fast for me...get back in car and run the light going after him...he's cutting through residential....

stupid ass takes a left turn and almost gets run down by a car coming at him...homeboy veres out of the way and falls down...i hit the gas...

he gets up and starts running...i'm aimed right at his bike....crunch...you ever heard the sound of a ten speed underneath a mustang...never heard such a nice sound before...almost more distinct then the sound of five oh exhaust...speaking of exhaust...that damn bike put a dent in my muffler....

and this dude had the nerve to flip me off afterwards....sheesh

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Originally posted by shade-tree:
they don't make 10 speeds anymore... welcome to 1988.

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
pedal boy fallen down...

driving the five oh up on some unsuspecting crosswalk. dude in late teens riding across...i throw a rev...dude has the nerve to spit on the hood of my car. i get out of the car at the light and proceed to chace. he is too fast for me...get back in car and run the light going after him...he's cutting through residential....

stupid ass takes a left turn and almost gets run down by a car coming at him...homeboy veres out of the way and falls down...i hit the gas...

he gets up and starts running...i'm aimed right at his bike....crunch...you ever heard the sound of a ten speed underneath a mustang...never heard such a nice sound before...almost more distinct then the sound of five oh exhaust...speaking of exhaust...that damn bike put a dent in my muffler....

and this dude had the nerve to flip me off afterwards....sheesh

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HELL YEAH!!!
 

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Posted by J's 4AXLR8N (Member # 2011) on :
 
Damn those pussy pedalers are every where, I saw some in San Carlos, Emeryville, Dunbarton Bridge, San Fran (gay city). Damn! Im gonna rack up them points


 

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Posted by Blown Mystic (Member # 476) on :
 
Looks like SOLO is in the lead here.
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 

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Originally posted by Blown Mystic:
Looks like SOLO is in the lead here.

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Originally posted by 50PrNcEsSGT:
Okay ur callin people who are tryin to do something good for all of us( not driving there cars or using transportation that pollutes the air) gay and sh*t like that what does that have to do with riding a back..to be honest with u I dont think to many gay guys ride bikes and not everyone who wears spandax is gay thats the clothing some bikers wear and Im sure theres a reason why. And running them off the road...wtf is wrong with u people like there isnt enough f*cked up shit going on in the world why dont u take all that negative energy and spare time u seem to have and do something more positve or that doesnt hurt others. I just pray that next time one of u pulls that shit or f*cks with people on bikes a cops around and gets ur ass for being a dumb f*ck or one of those bikers kicks ur ass. I'm sorry but it just shocks me that u people are out there doing shit like this..hopefully for ur benifit u'll grow up soon and u find better ways to spend ur time.

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get off your soap box and in your free time, buy a spell checker

[ February 24, 2007, 10:58 AM: Message edited by: Team SOLO ]
 

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Posted by 50PrNcEsSGT (Member # 2308) on :
 
ur one to talk I could barely understand wtf ur talkin about...first of all I dont have time to watch soaps b/c i work and lucky me get paid while i bs on the computer...I can always work on the spelling thing but will u ever start workin on that maturity thing u seem to have a problem with
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 

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Originally posted by 50PrNcEsSGT:
ur one to talk I could barely understand wtf ur talkin about...first of all I dont have time to watch soaps b/c i work and lucky me get paid while i bs on the computer...I can always work on the spelling thing but will u ever start workin on that maturity thing u seem to have a problem with

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ok i could talk a gang of shit right now...but i'll let it go....nahhhh

first of all 'soap box' doesnt refer to soap opera...i am mature when need be...but also know how to have a lil fun on a message board

and if you need any clarification from anything you didn't understand, i am a substitute high school teacher...just let me know when u need sum ejumak8shin....in fact, your first lesson can be today...ride your bike over to meet me....i'll be the guy in the mustang aimed right for you
 

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Posted by 50PrNcEsSGT (Member # 2308) on :
 
okay well that was my bad and maybe u could clear up wtf that means..ur a subsitute teacher? well I guess thank god ur not a real one b/c teens are already f*cked up these days we dont need n e more people like u helpin them out with that...I can have fun and was only mad, not even mad upset or bothered b/c u guys were talkin about running people over( we all know most of u dont have the balls to do that) and f*ckin with them when there riding. sorry that I care about others and dont agree with things like that. If you have things u would like to say say them I'm a big girl and wont shed a tear over somethin someone says on the computer. Say what u gotta say..please do
 

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Posted by Blown Mystic (Member # 476) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by 50PrNcEsSGT:
okay well that was my bad and maybe u could clear up wtf that means..ur a subsitute teacher? well I guess thank god ur not a real one b/c teens are already f*cked up these days we dont need n e more people like u helpin them out with that...I can have fun and was only mad, not even mad upset or bothered b/c u guys were talkin about running people over( we all know most of u dont have the balls to do that) and f*ckin with them when there riding. sorry that I care about others and dont agree with things like that. If you have things u would like to say say them I'm a big girl and wont shed a tear over somethin someone says on the computer. Say what u gotta say..please do

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happy girl grew up in a happy place. TEACHERS ARE NOT ROLE MODELS> I have watched porn, drank beer, smoked weed, driven drunk, with a number of teachers. They just dont show that side to everybody.
 

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Posted by 50PrNcEsSGT (Member # 2308) on :
 
Instead of a long post with a bunch of back and forth U have ur opinions and I have mine I just hope for the sake of us out there and ur students ur mostly talk and dont act the way u come off..as an ass! Try spending ur extra time finding a way to help people to make this world better instead of adding to the crap.
 

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Posted by MR GO FAST (Member # 2088) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Blown Mystic:
Looks like SOLO is in the lead here.

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Any updates?
 

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Posted by Blown Mystic (Member # 476) on :
 
There should be some updates after the evening commute
 

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Posted by J's 4AXLR8N (Member # 2011) on :
 
Yes, I cant wait for the updates! Just check the 6 o'clock news

Blown Mystic-- u still have your Snake? if you do how much u selling it for again?


 

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Posted by Blown Mystic (Member # 476) on :
 
Yeah I still have it, but havent driven it that much. Ive only put about 900 miles on it. I will sell as is for 18.5k or paint it black and sell it for 20k (needs a little bodywork)
 

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Posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT (Member # 2754) on :
 
I was driving down beverly this morning in the vert and i saw a chain of about 30 or so bikers. So i did what anybody should do i pulled out the airhorn and waaaaaaaaa!!! it caused 3 of them to bail just from the noise now thats some funny shit.
 

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Posted by HaulnAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by 50PrNcEsSGT:
ok I'm a big girl and wont shed a tear over somethin someone says on the computer. Say what u gotta say..please do

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What does the fact that your a big chick have to do with this



[ May 15, 2003, 06:24 PM: Message edited by: HaulnAssMaro ]
 

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Posted by HaulnAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT:
I was driving down beverly this morning in the vert and i saw a chain of about 30 or so bikers. So i did what anybody should do i pulled out the airhorn and waaaaaaaaa!!! it caused 3 of them to bail just from the noise now thats some funny shit.

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Truly classic...............You da man
 

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Posted by Blown Mystic (Member # 476) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT:
I was driving down beverly this morning in the vert and i saw a chain of about 30 or so bikers. So i did what anybody should do i pulled out the airhorn and waaaaaaaaa!!! it caused 3 of them to bail just from the noise now thats some funny shit.

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Posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT (Member # 2754) on :
 
Damn today sucked my body count was the 3 from earlier.
 

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Posted by Red Vette (Member # 870) on :
 
I rode my bike to work today and I must say it was a refreshing change of pace. It also gave me the opportunity to show off my package via spandex shorts.
 

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Posted by HaulnAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Red Vette:
I rode my bike to work today and I must say it was a refreshing change of pace. It also gave me the opportunity to show off my package via spandex shorts.

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that happens to be the most disgusting post you have ever posted ...................hahaha
 

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Posted by ihatethesesns (Member # 684) on :
 
Well I was almost crying from laughing so hard on my way to get something to eat tonight. Well I'm driving down the street and I seen a few bikers here and there, but I turn on to this street and see one biker and one on a razar. I was thinking is it less point for the one on the razar cause he doesnt have as much of a chance? well all joking aside these dumb ass kids have no clue on how to judge how fast a car is coming at them, At the last minute they decide to try and cross. I was doning about 50 or so and had to swerve into the right lane to miss them. I think they got a little scared! Then my next thought was damn I almost got some points. To people of all ages on bikes use your head please. Its the same as I say about ass clowns that walk across the street when ever they feel the need to cross the street cause they have the right away, "How right can you be when you in the hospital or even dead"
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 
5:00PM - leave work
5:04PM - en route to safeway
5:07PM - looking for hard rock candy that is circular
5:11PM - back in car with huge bag of candy
5:15PM - en route to first street, cruising SOLO
5:23PM - on First street now, creeping up on about 45 bikers
5:31PM - intentionally cut half of them off to make right turn into parking lot causing one to slam on the front brakes and nearly flip over bike...classic shit
5:32PM - hear yelling from spandex monkeys about slow down this and that
5:33PM - they make a right turn down some unsuspecting street which is off the scheduled course
5:34PM - confused at where they are going yet very happy because they just proceeded downhill on this street
5:35PM - bikers gaining some serious mph
5:36PM - utilize my new 3.73's and get the hell down that street as fast as possible.
5:37PM - flip a bitch and start coming back at the bikers...haullin ass
5:38PM - pour the whole bag of hard candy on the ground and the games begin...

bikers start to fall, this was like a ten bike pile up to start. bad move as i thought i instigated an orgy right there in the street. all the other faggots started running up to them. i thought this was to fondle some packages but it turned out they were just helping there buddies off the ground. then, this is great...one dude gets off his bike and attempts to throw it at my car...i see this happening and floor it...DUDE...he tagged one of his buddies with the bike and the dude instantly drops. by now i'm in tears and getting the hell out of dodge....by far some classic shit. can't wait for next pedal pussy day
 

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Posted by MR GO FAST (Member # 2088) on :
 
No luck in finding one of them on my venture home. Saw some biker shorts hanging off the bumper of a dodge dually though....that was cool.
 

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Posted by Blown Mystic (Member # 476) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
5:00PM - leave work
5:04PM - en route to safeway
5:07PM - looking for hard rock candy that is circular
5:11PM - back in car with huge bag of candy
5:15PM - en route to first street, cruising SOLO
5:23PM - on First street now, creeping up on about 45 bikers
5:31PM - intentionally cut half of them off to make right turn into parking lot causing one to slam on the front brakes and nearly flip over bike...classic shit
5:32PM - hear yelling from spandex monkeys about slow down this and that
5:33PM - they make a right turn down some unsuspecting street which is off the scheduled course
5:34PM - confused at where they are going yet very happy because they just proceeded downhill on this street
5:35PM - bikers gaining some serious mph
5:36PM - utilize my new 3.73's and get the hell down that street as fast as possible.
5:37PM - flip a bitch and start coming back at the bikers...haullin ass
5:38PM - pour the whole bag of hard candy on the ground and the games begin...

bikers start to fall, this was like a ten bike pile up to start. bad move as i thought i instigated an orgy right there in the street. all the other faggots started running up to them. i thought this was to fondle some packages but it turned out they were just helping there buddies off the ground. then, this is great...one dude gets off his bike and attempts to throw it at my car...i see this happening and floor it...DUDE...he tagged one of his buddies with the bike and the dude instantly drops. by now i'm in tears and getting the hell out of dodge....by far some classic shit. can't wait for next pedal pussy day

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YOU ARE THE MAN!!!
 

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Posted by 91sleeper (Member # 779) on :
 
I didnt have the pleasure of seeing any bikers in this past week on my way to work, I guess knowone bikes around the Livermore/Pleasanton area
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Blown Mystic:

quote:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
5:00PM - leave work
5:04PM - en route to safeway
5:07PM - looking for hard rock candy that is circular
5:11PM - back in car with huge bag of candy
5:15PM - en route to first street, cruising SOLO
5:23PM - on First street now, creeping up on about 45 bikers
5:31PM - intentionally cut half of them off to make right turn into parking lot causing one to slam on the front brakes and nearly flip over bike...classic shit
5:32PM - hear yelling from spandex monkeys about slow down this and that
5:33PM - they make a right turn down some unsuspecting street which is off the scheduled course
5:34PM - confused at where they are going yet very happy because they just proceeded downhill on this street
5:35PM - bikers gaining some serious mph
5:36PM - utilize my new 3.73's and get the hell down that street as fast as possible.
5:37PM - flip a bitch and start coming back at the bikers...haullin ass
5:38PM - pour the whole bag of hard candy on the ground and the games begin...

bikers start to fall, this was like a ten bike pile up to start. bad move as i thought i instigated an orgy right there in the street. all the other faggots started running up to them. i thought this was to fondle some packages but it turned out they were just helping there buddies off the ground. then, this is great...one dude gets off his bike and attempts to throw it at my car...i see this happening and floor it...DUDE...he tagged one of his buddies with the bike and the dude instantly drops. by now i'm in tears and getting the hell out of dodge....by far some classic shit. can't wait for next pedal pussy day

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YOU ARE THE MAN!!!

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nonono...u are, i'm just trying to be like you
 

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Posted by 50PrNcEsSGT (Member # 2308) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by HaulnAssMaro:

quote:

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Originally posted by 50PrNcEsSGT:
ok I'm a big girl and wont shed a tear over somethin someone says on the computer. Say what u gotta say..please do

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What does the fact that your a big chick have to do with this

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I am not a BIG girl I'm saying I dont get all butt hurt about what people say and especially what they say on the computer
 

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Posted by shiftylx (Member # 2670) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
5:00PM - leave work
5:04PM - en route to safeway
5:07PM - looking for hard rock candy that is circular
5:11PM - back in car with huge bag of candy
5:15PM - en route to first street, cruising SOLO
5:23PM - on First street now, creeping up on about 45 bikers
5:31PM - intentionally cut half of them off to make right turn into parking lot causing one to slam on the front brakes and nearly flip over bike...classic shit
5:32PM - hear yelling from spandex monkeys about slow down this and that
5:33PM - they make a right turn down some unsuspecting street which is off the scheduled course
5:34PM - confused at where they are going yet very happy because they just proceeded downhill on this street
5:35PM - bikers gaining some serious mph
5:36PM - utilize my new 3.73's and get the hell down that street as fast as possible.
5:37PM - flip a bitch and start coming back at the bikers...haullin ass
5:38PM - pour the whole bag of hard candy on the ground and the games begin...

bikers start to fall, this was like a ten bike pile up to start. bad move as i thought i instigated an orgy right there in the street. all the other faggots started running up to them. i thought this was to fondle some packages but it turned out they were just helping there buddies off the ground. then, this is great...one dude gets off his bike and attempts to throw it at my car...i see this happening and floor it...DUDE...he tagged one of his buddies with the bike and the dude instantly drops. by now i'm in tears and getting the hell out of dodge....by far some classic shit. can't wait for next pedal pussy day

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Alright...you had me crying i was laughing so f**kin hard!! think about all the damn bikers you saw today, I have to deal with that shit EVERYDAY because of the students who ride their bikes to school lets hear it for sorority girls in skirts riding bikes
 

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Posted by MR GO FAST (Member # 2088) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by shiftylx:
[QUOTE]lets hear it for sorority girls in skirts riding bikes

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quote:

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Originally posted by MR GO FAST:

quote:

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Originally posted by shiftylx:
[QUOTE]lets hear it for sorority girls in skirts riding bikes

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Posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT (Member # 2754) on :
 
ttt
 

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Posted by FordPny (Member # 510) on :
 
Only 9 months till the next event guys, hope you guys are practicing against razors and big wheels.
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT:
ttt

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Posted by MR GO FAST (Member # 2088) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
5:00PM - leave work
5:04PM - en route to safeway
5:07PM - looking for hard rock candy that is circular
5:11PM - back in car with huge bag of candy
5:15PM - en route to first street, cruising SOLO
5:23PM - on First street now, creeping up on about 45 bikers
5:31PM - intentionally cut half of them off to make right turn into parking lot causing one to slam on the front brakes and nearly flip over bike...classic shit
5:32PM - hear yelling from spandex monkeys about slow down this and that
5:33PM - they make a right turn down some unsuspecting street which is off the scheduled course
5:34PM - confused at where they are going yet very happy because they just proceeded downhill on this street
5:35PM - bikers gaining some serious mph
5:36PM - utilize my new 3.73's and get the hell down that street as fast as possible.
5:37PM - flip a bitch and start coming back at the bikers...haullin ass
5:38PM - pour the whole bag of hard candy on the ground and the games begin...

bikers start to fall, this was like a ten bike pile up to start. bad move as i thought i instigated an orgy right there in the street. all the other faggots started running up to them. i thought this was to fondle some packages but it turned out they were just helping there buddies off the ground. then, this is great...one dude gets off his bike and attempts to throw it at my car...i see this happening and floor it...DUDE...he tagged one of his buddies with the bike and the dude instantly drops. by now i'm in tears and getting the hell out of dodge....by far some classic shit. can't wait for next pedal pussy day

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Posted by Bounty Hunter (Member # 1422) on :
 

quote:

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quote:

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Originally posted by Bounty Hunter:

quote:

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Only 9 months till the next event guys, hope you guys are practicing against razors and big wheels.

I REALLY HOPE THIS IS NOT MEANT TOWARDS ME!IF IT IS.

BRING YOUR SHIT OUT BITCH! MONEY TALKS!

IF NOT, I APPOLIGIZE IN ADVANCE.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Bounty Hunter:

quote:

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Only 9 months till the next event guys, hope you guys are practicing against razors and big wheels.

I REALLY HOPE THIS IS NOT MEANT TOWARDS ME!IF IT IS.

BRING YOUR SHIT OUT BITCH! MONEY TALKS!

IF NOT, I APPOLIGIZE IN ADVANCE.

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quote:

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Originally posted by 91sleeper:
Haha what do we have a new e thug here on cafords or what?

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Is it possible to get beat up via email??
 

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Posted by Bounty Hunter (Member # 1422) on :
 
I got a Big wheels on Nitrous! You care to put some money down on this one?
 

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Posted by QwikStang (Member # 2933) on :
 
Big wheels have too much wheel spin, even without the nitrous. Now if you got nitrous on a powerwheels, that's a different story.
 

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Posted by Bounty Hunter (Member # 1422) on :
 
Got one of those too, I run three 16 volt batteries in that bad boy!
 

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Posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT (Member # 2754) on :
 
ttt
 

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Posted by MR GO FAST (Member # 2088) on :
 
damn....that was a good one.
 

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Posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT (Member # 2754) on :
 
I think this is one of the best posts on here ever lol
 

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Posted by MustyTang (Member # 896) on :
 
LOL...I still think about this thread when I see bike riders out on the street.
 

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Posted by DropTopFox (Member # 1689) on :
 
I swear officer the wheel slipped out of my hand, I didn't know the guy riding the bike was even next to me
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 
I have not been on this site much lately...but I had this draw towards the site that said 'click here click here'....and what do I see but a the one and only 'be a pussy on your way to work' post
 

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Posted by HaulnAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by MustyTang:
LOL...I still think about this thread when I see bike riders out on the street.

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Dude I hear ya on that one.............xince this posting I make it a point to yell biker fag to every one of those pedal pussies I see.


 

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Posted by BlkPinaTang (Member # 934) on :
 
geez! and i thought this thread was long gone!
 

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Posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT (Member # 2754) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by HaulnAssMaro:

quote:

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Originally posted by MustyTang:
LOL...I still think about this thread when I see bike riders out on the street.

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Dude I hear ya on that one.............xince this posting I make it a point to yell biker fag to every one of those pedal pussies I see.

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quote:

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Originally posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT:

quote:

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Originally posted by HaulnAssMaro:

quote:

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Originally posted by MustyTang:
LOL...I still think about this thread when I see bike riders out on the street.

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Dude I hear ya on that one.............xince this posting I make it a point to yell biker fag to every one of those pedal pussies I see.

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Hell yea thats why we gotta keep this post alive and prep for pedal pussy smashing day no 2

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Seen one today and was thinking to myself damn is it that time of year already 3 more months and counting. Anyone start thinking up new strategy for this years race? Mapping out routes or reinforce front bumper. Hell maybe a snow plow this year
 

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Posted by MR GO FAST (Member # 2088) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by MR GO FAST:

quote:

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Originally posted by shiftylx:
[QUOTE]lets hear it for sorority girls in skirts riding bikes

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Posted by shiftylx (Member # 2670) on :
 
i thin i'm gonna try to rig up a pole that i can get to slide out of the passenger side window and slam into their spokes and get them to flip!
oh yeah, i love this nice weather, cause all the girls in mini-skirts come out and we all know how that looks ona bike
 

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Posted by DropTopFox (Member # 1689) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by shiftylx:
i thin i'm gonna try to rig up a pole that i can get to slide out of the passenger side window and slam into their spokes and get them to flip!
oh yeah, i love this nice weather, cause all the girls in mini-skirts come out and we all know how that looks ona bike

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Posted by HaulnAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by shiftylx:
i thin i'm gonna try to rig up a pole that i can get to slide out of the passenger side window and slam into their spokes and get them to flip!
oh yeah, i love this nice weather, cause all the girls in mini-skirts come out and we all know how that looks ona bike

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Posted by -SVT- Parker (Member # 4057) on :
 
Yeah Lance Armstong sorry bro your on your own there. Thats why man invented the car and the Mustang of course.
 

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Posted by J's KING Cobra (Member # 2011) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by shiftylx:
i thin i'm gonna try to rig up a pole that i can get to slide out of the passenger side window and slam into their spokes and get them to flip!
oh yeah, i love this nice weather, cause all the girls in mini-skirts come out and we all know how that looks ona bike

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lol...
 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 
Damn, I can't belive this thread is still alive! I'm glad every one liked it Biking to work is cool, but it's not a fun ride all the time. A few mounths ago, some mother fucker turns right in front of me as I'm doing 30 mph on my bike and then I proceed to hit his fender and fly in the air and flip over a few times and take an anbulance ride. I drove for a few days after that incedent and then it was back to peddaling to work. It seems that the only time I drive the Cobra is to haul the bike to the pedal powerd races.
 

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Posted by HaulnAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:
Damn, I can't belive this thread is still alive! I'm glad every one liked it Biking to work is cool, but it's not a fun ride all the time. A few mounths ago, some mother fucker turns right in front of me as I'm doing 30 mph on my bike and then I proceed to hit his fender and fly in the air and flip over a few times and take an anbulance ride. I drove for a few days after that incedent and then it was back to peddaling to work. It seems that the only time I drive the Cobra is to haul the bike to the pedal powerd races.

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ahahhahaah.thats fukkin funny
 

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Posted by ihatethesesns (Member # 684) on :
 
LOL... Just a reminder for all parties involved that points accrued before the actual contest date are void and null but is expectable and are encouraged for pre race practice
 

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Posted by season'd 88 (Member # 169) on :
 


[ February 13, 2004, 03:35 AM: Message edited by: season'd 88 ]
 

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Posted by MR GO FAST (Member # 2088) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
strange...this is the same day as 'drive your stang over that guy driving his bike to work day'...funny how that works

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its already been a year
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by MR GO FAST:

quote:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
strange...this is the same day as 'drive your stang over that guy driving his bike to work day'...funny how that works

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its already been a year

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this day has taken a twist for 2004. because my race car stang is not running and i sold my daily driver stang, the orginal 'drive your stang over that guy driving his bike to work day' has been upgraded to ''drive your stang or Suburban over that guy driving his bike to work day'.

I am on my way over to work on the race car this morning and will be going down many streets with bike lanes. I heard on the news that there is extra points if they are not wearing helmets
 

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Posted by MR GO FAST (Member # 2088) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:

quote:

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Originally posted by MR GO FAST:

quote:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
strange...this is the same day as 'drive your stang over that guy driving his bike to work day'...funny how that works

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its already been a year

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this day has taken a twist for 2004. because my race car stang is not running and i sold my daily driver stang, the orginal 'drive your stang over that guy driving his bike to work day' has been upgraded to ''drive your stang or Suburban over that guy driving his bike to work day'.

I am on my way over to work on the race car this morning and will be going down many streets with bike lanes. I heard on the news that there is extra points if they are not wearing helmets

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Posted by shiftylx (Member # 2670) on :
 
YES, IT'S BACK!

everytime i see a hot chick riding a bike in a skirt i think of this thread. thanks guys
 

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Posted by MR GO FAST (Member # 2088) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by shiftylx:
YES, IT'S BACK!
everytime i see a hot chick riding a bike in a skirt i think of this thread. thanks guys

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if its in the city how do you know it a guy?
 

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Posted by shiftylx (Member # 2670) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by MR GO FAST:

quote:

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Originally posted by shiftylx:
YES, IT'S BACK!
everytime i see a hot chick riding a bike in a skirt i think of this thread. thanks guys

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if its in the city how do you know it a guy?

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its not in the City, its in CHICO
 

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Posted by MR GO FAST (Member # 2088) on :
 
you can never mistake in CHICO
 

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Posted by HaulinAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 
how many points do you get if you are in a slammed dually and you hit them and they get stuck under the front because it sits so low and you keep going till the next turn when they go flying into the opposite side curb?


 

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Posted by FordPny (Member # 510) on :
 
In order to get them to procced a little bit faster when theyre stupid enough to stand infront of you during a red light, I have noticed the following works great.

First if theyre moving but not very fast give them a lil break stand and those fuckers(bikers) can really pull some decent 60's!

Ofcourse if that doesnt do the job waterbottle upside the head or Silverado Highbeaming while laying down the horn 2 inches behind their rear tire seems to also do the job.
 

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Posted by shiftylx (Member # 2670) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by FordPny:
In order to get them to procced a little bit faster when theyre stupid enough to stand infront of you during a red light, I have noticed the following works great.

First if theyre moving but not very fast give them a lil break stand and those fuckers(bikers) can really pull some decent 60's!

Ofcourse if that doesnt do the job waterbottle upside the head or Silverado Highbeaming while laying down the horn 2 inches behind their rear tire seems to also do the job.

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i think all you have to do is rev up the taurus and they'll go running
 

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Posted by MustyTang (Member # 896) on :
 
LOL..I still think of this thread when I see bike riders out there...
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 
OK all this is for real and I almost feel bad:

today i'm going to work on my car and i'm going down san tomas...three bike riders in full gear going down the expressway as if training for a race...i go full force towards em honking and all...one takes a dive for the team and literally drives it into a cyclone fence. this shit was tight....full on thrown onto the fence with the slow motion slide down the fence.

[ May 15, 2004, 11:21 PM: Message edited by: Team SOLO ]
 

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Posted by Sicc98GT (Member # 1862) on :
 
lmao...man this shit is funny, but fucked up as as all hell.
 

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Posted by Fostang (Member # 3752) on :
 

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
OK all this is for real and I almost feel bad:

today i'm going to work on my car and i'm going down san tomas...three bike riders in full gear going down the expressway as if training for a race...i go full force towards em honking and all...one takes a dive for the team and literally drives it into a cyclone fence. this shit was tight....full on thrown onto the fence with the slow motion slide down the fence.

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Why?
 

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Posted by FordPny (Member # 510) on :
 

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Originally posted by FordPny:
In order to get them to procced a little bit faster when theyre stupid enough to stand infront of you during a red light, I have noticed the following works great.

First if theyre moving but not very fast give them a lil break stand and those fuckers(bikers) can really pull some decent 60's!

Ofcourse if that doesnt do the job waterbottle upside the head or Silverado Highbeaming while laying down the horn 2 inches behind their rear tire seems to also do the job.

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i think all you have to do is rev up the taurus and they'll go running

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Nah the tuarus is to damm loud and scary it makes grown men lose bodily fluids.
 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 
Since I bike commute into San Francisco, I'm used to squeazing through big trucks, muni buses and dealing with drivers who honk their horns and try and cut me off. It seems that drivers who have a beef with cyclists try and intimidate them and then speed away instead of getting out of the vehicle and dealing with the situation face to face. I never knew a guy in tight spandex could be so intimidating. I hope every one responding to this tread understands that cyclists have just as much right to be on the road as motorists, so be cool, thanks
 

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Posted by HaulinAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 

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Originally posted by Fostang:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
OK all this is for real and I almost feel bad:

today i'm going to work on my car and i'm going down san tomas...three bike riders in full gear going down the expressway as if training for a race...i go full force towards em honking and all...one takes a dive for the team and literally drives it into a cyclone fence. this shit was tight....full on thrown onto the fence with the slow motion slide down the fence.

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Why?

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oh the satisfaction of seeing the biker go down is badass.you should try it sometime it is hilarious...
 

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Posted by Fostang (Member # 3752) on :
 

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Originally posted by HaulinAssMaro:

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Originally posted by Fostang:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
OK all this is for real and I almost feel bad:

today i'm going to work on my car and i'm going down san tomas...three bike riders in full gear going down the expressway as if training for a race...i go full force towards em honking and all...one takes a dive for the team and literally drives it into a cyclone fence. this shit was tight....full on thrown onto the fence with the slow motion slide down the fence.

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Why?

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oh the satisfaction of seeing the biker go down is badass.you should try it sometime it is hilarious...

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Nah...there's enough room on the street for both of us.
 

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Posted by HaulinAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 

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Originally posted by Fostang:

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Originally posted by HaulinAssMaro:

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Originally posted by Fostang:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
OK all this is for real and I almost feel bad:

today i'm going to work on my car and i'm going down san tomas...three bike riders in full gear going down the expressway as if training for a race...i go full force towards em honking and all...one takes a dive for the team and literally drives it into a cyclone fence. this shit was tight....full on thrown onto the fence with the slow motion slide down the fence.

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Why?

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oh the satisfaction of seeing the biker go down is badass.you should try it sometime it is hilarious...

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Nah...there's enough room on the street for both of us.

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treehugger
 

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Posted by season'd 88 (Member # 169) on :
 


[ May 18, 2004, 03:43 AM: Message edited by: season'd 88 ]
 

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Posted by AcesWild85 (Member # 2616) on :
 
Just thought I'd drag this up in honor of rising gas prices
 

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Posted by 1Sicgt (Member # 714) on :
 

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Originally posted by AcesWild85:
Just thought I'd drag this up in honor of rising gas prices

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What, you saying you feel like wearing spandex, and are looking for an excuse to ok it?
 

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Posted by JoeT (Member # 298) on :
 
bike commuted 4 days this week already
only 16 miles round trip though. roadies are the guys in spandex mostly... so make fun of them heh they deserve it
 

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Posted by AcesWild85 (Member # 2616) on :
 

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Originally posted by 1Sicgt:

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Originally posted by AcesWild85:
Just thought I'd drag this up in honor of rising gas prices

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What, you saying you feel like wearing spandex, and are looking for an excuse to ok it?

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well the weather is getting warmer Naw, jk. I think the only way I might wear spandex is if there was a large quantity of alchohol consumed on my part. Even then I doubt it
 

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Posted by 1Sicgt (Member # 714) on :
 

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Originally posted by AcesWild85:

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Originally posted by 1Sicgt:

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Originally posted by AcesWild85:
Just thought I'd drag this up in honor of rising gas prices

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What, you saying you feel like wearing spandex, and are looking for an excuse to ok it?

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well the weather is getting warmer Naw, jk. I think the only way I might wear spandex is if there was a large quantity of alchohol consumed on my part. Even then I doubt it

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:
Since I bike commute into San Francisco, I'm used to squeazing through big trucks, muni buses and dealing with drivers who honk their horns and try and cut me off. It seems that drivers who have a beef with cyclists try and intimidate them and then speed away instead of getting out of the vehicle and dealing with the situation face to face. I never knew a guy in tight spandex could be so intimidating. I hope every one responding to this tread understands that cyclists have just as much right to be on the road as motorists, so be cool, thanks

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If you cant go the speed limit get the fuck out of my way.
 

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Posted by ihatethesesns (Member # 684) on :
 
I can't believe I forgot to bring this thread back to life until now. I seen some jack ass riding in the rain this morning and remember this. for the Never ending thread.

By far one of the best thread ever on here.
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 
Oh my God...I didn't even know today was the day. This will make this story that much better.

Today, I am driving home from the gym and I see this booth on the corner of a major intersection. Its like a snack shack and they are calling it an energy fill up station. I'm like whatever...I see apples, oranges, and nothing but these peddlers with rain jackets and speedos.

OK so this is where it gets funny. Some dude ran a red light in the left turn lane. However, there was a bike rider in the cross walk. The dude running the red started honking...dude on bike speeds up. Dude in car rolls by swearing out window. Dude on bike turns back to say something and his ass slips off the seat. The bike is now out of control and aiming right for this stupid energy station food stand thing. OK...the rest happened in slow motion...

Dude turns back and is trying to grab a hold of the handlebars....the energy station is getting closer...people have their backs to him at this stupid energy station thing. Homeboy grunts something to the affect of 'arggggghhhhhhhhh look ooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu' The t in 'out' was never heard because of the sound of him bailing into about 3 bikers....toppling over a table of fruit...and the tent falling down. This by far is the best bike to work day incident to date!!!
 

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Posted by 50-charge (Member # 5420) on :
 
do i get any points for slaping a girls ass while im driveing by
 

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Posted by Mr JoCo (Member # 1549) on :
 
yes, 2pts.
 

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Posted by 5point0707 (Member # 5454) on :
 

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Originally posted by 50-charge:
do i get any points for slaping a girls ass while im driveing by

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L0L
 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 

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Originally posted by ihatethesesns:
I can't believe I forgot to bring this thread back to life until now. I seen some jack ass riding in the rain this morning and remember this. for the Never ending thread.

By far one of the best thread ever on here.

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
Oh my God...I didn't even know today was the day. This will make this story that much better.

Today, I am driving home from the gym and I see this booth on the corner of a major intersection. Its like a snack shack and they are calling it an energy fill up station. I'm like whatever...I see apples, oranges, and nothing but these peddlers with rain jackets and speedos.

OK so this is where it gets funny. Some dude ran a red light in the left turn lane. However, there was a bike rider in the cross walk. The dude running the red started honking...dude on bike speeds up. Dude in car rolls by swearing out window. Dude on bike turns back to say something and his ass slips off the seat. The bike is now out of control and aiming right for this stupid energy station food stand thing. OK...the rest happened in slow motion...

Dude turns back and is trying to grab a hold of the handlebars....the energy station is getting closer...people have their backs to him at this stupid energy station thing. Homeboy grunts something to the affect of 'arggggghhhhhhhhh look ooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu' The t in 'out' was never heard because of the sound of him bailing into about 3 bikers....toppling over a table of fruit...and the tent falling down. This by far is the best bike to work day incident to date!!!

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I think you should learn to get along with cyclists a little better. Hating some one just because they ride a bicycle or belong to a certain race or drive a particular type of car is wrong By the way happy bike to work day to evry one

[ May 19, 2005, 10:12 PM: Message edited by: cobraracer46 ]
 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 
OOPs, posted twice.

[ May 19, 2005, 10:15 PM: Message edited by: cobraracer46 ]
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
Oh my God...I didn't even know today was the day. This will make this story that much better.

Today, I am driving home from the gym and I see this booth on the corner of a major intersection. Its like a snack shack and they are calling it an energy fill up station. I'm like whatever...I see apples, oranges, and nothing but these peddlers with rain jackets and speedos.

OK so this is where it gets funny. Some dude ran a red light in the left turn lane. However, there was a bike rider in the cross walk. The dude running the red started honking...dude on bike speeds up. Dude in car rolls by swearing out window. Dude on bike turns back to say something and his ass slips off the seat. The bike is now out of control and aiming right for this stupid energy station food stand thing. OK...the rest happened in slow motion...

Dude turns back and is trying to grab a hold of the handlebars....the energy station is getting closer...people have their backs to him at this stupid energy station thing. Homeboy grunts something to the affect of 'arggggghhhhhhhhh look ooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu' The t in 'out' was never heard because of the sound of him bailing into about 3 bikers....toppling over a table of fruit...and the tent falling down. This by far is the best bike to work day incident to date!!!

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I think you should learn to get along with cyclists a little better. Hating some one just because they ride a bicycle or belong to a certain race or drive a particular type of car is wrong By the way happy bike to work day to evry one

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
Oh my God...I didn't even know today was the day. This will make this story that much better.

Today, I am driving home from the gym and I see this booth on the corner of a major intersection. Its like a snack shack and they are calling it an energy fill up station. I'm like whatever...I see apples, oranges, and nothing but these peddlers with rain jackets and speedos.

OK so this is where it gets funny. Some dude ran a red light in the left turn lane. However, there was a bike rider in the cross walk. The dude running the red started honking...dude on bike speeds up. Dude in car rolls by swearing out window. Dude on bike turns back to say something and his ass slips off the seat. The bike is now out of control and aiming right for this stupid energy station food stand thing. OK...the rest happened in slow motion...

Dude turns back and is trying to grab a hold of the handlebars....the energy station is getting closer...people have their backs to him at this stupid energy station thing. Homeboy grunts something to the affect of 'arggggghhhhhhhhh look ooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu' The t in 'out' was never heard because of the sound of him bailing into about 3 bikers....toppling over a table of fruit...and the tent falling down. This by far is the best bike to work day incident to date!!!

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I think you should learn to get along with cyclists a little better. Hating some one just because they ride a bicycle or belong to a certain race or drive a particular type of car is wrong By the way happy bike to work day to evry one

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Hug a tree you homo...

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ahhahaha fukkin pedal pussys
 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
Oh my God...I didn't even know today was the day. This will make this story that much better.

Today, I am driving home from the gym and I see this booth on the corner of a major intersection. Its like a snack shack and they are calling it an energy fill up station. I'm like whatever...I see apples, oranges, and nothing but these peddlers with rain jackets and speedos.

OK so this is where it gets funny. Some dude ran a red light in the left turn lane. However, there was a bike rider in the cross walk. The dude running the red started honking...dude on bike speeds up. Dude in car rolls by swearing out window. Dude on bike turns back to say something and his ass slips off the seat. The bike is now out of control and aiming right for this stupid energy station food stand thing. OK...the rest happened in slow motion...

Dude turns back and is trying to grab a hold of the handlebars....the energy station is getting closer...people have their backs to him at this stupid energy station thing. Homeboy grunts something to the affect of 'arggggghhhhhhhhh look ooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu' The t in 'out' was never heard because of the sound of him bailing into about 3 bikers....toppling over a table of fruit...and the tent falling down. This by far is the best bike to work day incident to date!!!

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I think you should learn to get along with cyclists a little better. Hating some one just because they ride a bicycle or belong to a certain race or drive a particular type of car is wrong By the way happy bike to work day to evry one

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Hug a tree you homo...

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I hug a tree every day!
 

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Posted by HaulinAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 

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Originally posted by HaulnAssMaro:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:
It appears that not every body at CA Ford's is with me on the bike to work day gig and that's ok, But remeber to share the road with cyclists when ever you drive your Mustang,lightning,Super duty Power stroke or what ever you happen to cruise in, especialy on thursday, because a fellow California Ford's member will be out on thursday biking on the mean streets of San Francisco and Marin County.

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This seriously happens to be amongst the gayest fukkin topics I have every read here..........

"RUN THEM SPANDEX FAGS OFF THE ROAD"

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Posted by HaulinAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 

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Originally posted by 50PrNcEsSGT:
Okay ur callin people who are tryin to do something good for all of us( not driving there cars or using transportation that pollutes the air) gay and sh*t like that what does that have to do with riding a back..to be honest with u I dont think to many gay guys ride bikes and not everyone who wears spandax is gay thats the clothing some bikers wear and Im sure theres a reason why. And running them off the road...wtf is wrong with u people like there isnt enough f*cked up shit going on in the world why dont u take all that negative energy and spare time u seem to have and do something more positve or that doesnt hurt others. I just pray that next time one of u pulls that shit or f*cks with people on bikes a cops around and gets ur ass for being a dumb f*ck or one of those bikers kicks ur ass. I'm sorry but it just shocks me that u people are out there doing shit like this..hopefully for ur benifit u'll grow up soon and u find better ways to spend ur time.

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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm shut the fukk up!
 

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Posted by HaulinAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
5:00PM - leave work
5:04PM - en route to safeway
5:07PM - looking for hard rock candy that is circular
5:11PM - back in car with huge bag of candy
5:15PM - en route to first street, cruising SOLO
5:23PM - on First street now, creeping up on about 45 bikers
5:31PM - intentionally cut half of them off to make right turn into parking lot causing one to slam on the front brakes and nearly flip over bike...classic shit
5:32PM - hear yelling from spandex monkeys about slow down this and that
5:33PM - they make a right turn down some unsuspecting street which is off the scheduled course
5:34PM - confused at where they are going yet very happy because they just proceeded downhill on this street
5:35PM - bikers gaining some serious mph
5:36PM - utilize my new 3.73's and get the hell down that street as fast as possible.
5:37PM - flip a bitch and start coming back at the bikers...haullin ass
5:38PM - pour the whole bag of hard candy on the ground and the games begin...

bikers start to fall, this was like a ten bike pile up to start. bad move as i thought i instigated an orgy right there in the street. all the other faggots started running up to them. i thought this was to fondle some packages but it turned out they were just helping there buddies off the ground. then, this is great...one dude gets off his bike and attempts to throw it at my car...i see this happening and floor it...DUDE...he tagged one of his buddies with the bike and the dude instantly drops. by now i'm in tears and getting the hell out of dodge....by far some classic shit. can't wait for next pedal pussy day

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oh the good times.reading this shit is hurting im telling ya............fukkin pedal pussy's
 

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Posted by 5point0707 (Member # 5454) on :
 
[QUOTE]Originally posted by HaulinAssMaro:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by 50PrNcEsSGT:
[qb] Okay ur callin people who are tryin to do something good for all of us( not driving there cars or using transportation that pollutes the air) gay and sh*t like that what does that have to do with riding a back..to be honest with u I dont think to many gay guys ride bikes and not everyone who wears spandax is gay thats the clothing some bikers wear and Im sure theres a reason why. And running them off the road...wtf is wrong with u people like there isnt enough f*cked up shit going on in the world why dont u take all that negative energy and spare time u seem to have and do something more positve or that doesnt hurt others. I just pray that next time one of u pulls that shit or f*cks with people on bikes a cops around and gets ur ass for being a dumb f*ck or one of those bikers kicks ur ass. I'm sorry but it just shocks me that u people are out there doing shit like this..hopefully for ur benifit u'll grow up soon and u find better ways to spend ur time. HAHAHA shut that bull shit up!
 

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Posted by Mr JoCo (Member # 1549) on :
 
ahhahahahah, comedy
 

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Posted by HungryHippo (Member # 537) on :
 
i love when bike riders act like they dont have to obey the rules of the road.
i dont see how anyone can save money by riding a bike to work. most people would not ride a bike more than 5 miles, that is about 75 cents worth of gas in a mustang. time is money, i am drunk, but i'm pretty sure that makes sense
 

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Posted by boostin1.8 (Member # 868) on :
 

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Originally posted by HungryHippo:
i love when bike riders act like they dont have to obey the rules of the road.
i dont see how anyone can save money by riding a bike to work. most people would not ride a bike more than 5 miles, that is about 75 cents worth of gas in a mustang. time is money, i am drunk, but i'm pretty sure that makes sense

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no shit man they act like they can do what ever the fuck they please. Im sorry but if you can not do the posted speed limit GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.
 

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Posted by shiftylx (Member # 2670) on :
 
I LOVE THIS THREAD!!

when the weather got hotter up in chico last month the broads started wearing their short skirts while riding their bikes, and i thought of this thread!
keep it alive.

and although i don't have anything personal against bikes and their riders, stay out of the lane please
 

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Posted by FasterDamnit (Member # 442) on :
 
Ride to work/AMTRAK every day. Just laugh and wave at the suckers stuck on 80 every day. HAAAA!

 

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Posted by JoeT (Member # 298) on :
 

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Originally posted by shiftylx:
I LOVE THIS THREAD!!


and although i don't have anything personal against bikes and their riders, stay out of the lane please

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Sounds like you need some education on the rules of the road? Bikes have as much a right to the lane as a car does. Where it is convenient and not unsafe to do so, it is suggested that a cyclist head towards the edge of a lane on roads without a bike lane. Suggested, as in "not required"

But a car has no more right to the lane than a bicyclist. This is what causes the problems between cars and bikes-- the attitudes of people like you who assume the entire lane is theirs.

Pick up a DMV handbook
 

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Posted by sf89lx (Member # 3965) on :
 

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Originally posted by JoeT:

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Originally posted by shiftylx:
I LOVE THIS THREAD!!


and although i don't have anything personal against bikes and their riders, stay out of the lane please

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Sounds like you need some education on the rules of the road? Bikes have as much a right to the lane as a car does. Where it is convenient and not unsafe to do so, it is suggested that a cyclist head towards the edge of a lane on roads without a bike lane. Suggested, as in "not required"

But a car has no more right to the lane than a bicyclist. This is what causes the problems between cars and bikes-- the attitudes of people like you who assume the entire lane is theirs.

Pick up a DMV handbook

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[ May 20, 2005, 01:47 PM: Message edited by: sf89lx ]
 

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Posted by Cobra5.0JEEP (Member # 1482) on :
 

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Originally posted by boostin1.8:

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Originally posted by HungryHippo:
i love when bike riders act like they dont have to obey the rules of the road.
i dont see how anyone can save money by riding a bike to work. most people would not ride a bike more than 5 miles, that is about 75 cents worth of gas in a mustang. time is money, i am drunk, but i'm pretty sure that makes sense

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no shit man they act like they can do what ever the fuck they please. Im sorry but if you can not do the posted speed limit GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.

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Originally posted by Cobra5.0JEEP:

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Originally posted by HungryHippo:
i love when bike riders act like they dont have to obey the rules of the road.
i dont see how anyone can save money by riding a bike to work. most people would not ride a bike more than 5 miles, that is about 75 cents worth of gas in a mustang. time is money, i am drunk, but i'm pretty sure that makes sense

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no shit man they act like they can do what ever the fuck they please. Im sorry but if you can not do the posted speed limit GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.

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I don't care about the speed limit but when they just drive right through stop signs that pisses me off. I've had idiots on bikes do that a lot when i have the right away to go and they should have stopped.

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actually they roll through, because it takes bicylists much more effort and energy to stop and then pick up their speed again, if they come to a complete stop. but yea I hate it when you're already at a stop and they just dont even look at you,,, tell me about,, I live and drive in the city,
 

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Posted by shiftylx (Member # 2670) on :
 

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Originally posted by JoeT:

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Originally posted by shiftylx:
I LOVE THIS THREAD!!


and although i don't have anything personal against bikes and their riders, stay out of the lane please

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Sounds like you need some education on the rules of the road? Bikes have as much a right to the lane as a car does. Where it is convenient and not unsafe to do so, it is suggested that a cyclist head towards the edge of a lane on roads without a bike lane. Suggested, as in "not required"

But a car has no more right to the lane than a bicyclist. This is what causes the problems between cars and bikes-- the attitudes of people like you who assume the entire lane is theirs.

Pick up a DMV handbook

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nope, i know the rules of the road thank you very much, i just wish that they would realize that since i'm bigger than they are, they should be careful of where they ride, instead of acting like they own the road and can ride wherever. its not am issue of can you, it's an issue of should you. and no i don't care about any reply
 

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Posted by sf89lx (Member # 3965) on :
 

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Originally posted by Cobra5.0JEEP:

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Originally posted by boostin1.8:

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Originally posted by HungryHippo:
i love when bike riders act like they dont have to obey the rules of the road.
i dont see how anyone can save money by riding a bike to work. most people would not ride a bike more than 5 miles, that is about 75 cents worth of gas in a mustang. time is money, i am drunk, but i'm pretty sure that makes sense

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no shit man they act like they can do what ever the fuck they please. Im sorry but if you can not do the posted speed limit GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.

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I don't care about the speed limit but when they just drive right through stop signs that pisses me off. I've had idiots on bikes do that a lot when i have the right away to go and they should have stopped.

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actually they roll through, because it takes bicylists much more effort and energy to stop and then pick up their speed again, if they come to a complete stop. but yea I hate it when you're already at a stop and they just dont even look at you,,, tell me about,, I live and drive in the city,
 

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Posted by Cobra5.0JEEP (Member # 1482) on :
 

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Originally posted by Cobra5.0JEEP:

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Originally posted by boostin1.8:

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Originally posted by HungryHippo:
i love when bike riders act like they dont have to obey the rules of the road.
i dont see how anyone can save money by riding a bike to work. most people would not ride a bike more than 5 miles, that is about 75 cents worth of gas in a mustang. time is money, i am drunk, but i'm pretty sure that makes sense

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no shit man they act like they can do what ever the fuck they please. Im sorry but if you can not do the posted speed limit GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.

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I don't care about the speed limit but when they just drive right through stop signs that pisses me off. I've had idiots on bikes do that a lot when i have the right away to go and they should have stopped.

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actually they roll through, because it takes bicylists much more effort and energy to stop and then pick up their speed again, if they come to a complete stop. but yea I hate it when you're already at a stop and they just dont even look at you,,, tell me about,, I live and drive in the city,

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Originally posted by shiftylx:
nope, i know the rules of the road thank you very much,

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i just wish that they would realize that since i'm bigger than they are, they should be careful of where they ride, instead of acting like they own the road and can ride wherever.

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its not am issue of can you, it's an issue of should you.

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and no i don't care about any reply

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Good cause here it is anyways.
 

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Posted by AcesWild85 (Member # 2616) on :
 

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Originally posted by JoeT:
Wrong again. Cyclists "take" a portion of the lane only when necessary for their safety.

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
Get your engines ready...BIKE TO WORK DAY is next Thursday. I can't wait. I will be borrowing a truck just for this day!!!!

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That's right! Bike to work day is coming up soon. I've been Bicycle commuting for a long time and I highly recommend it. As for our local raciest KKK guy, team Solo, I would like to thank you for reminding every one of this very important event and I would also like to say that if you are proud to be a KKK dude like I am proud to be a bicycle rider, than show your KKK pride by riding a bicycle while you are wearing your KKK dress through the streets of east Oakland!
 

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Posted by 5point0707 (Member # 5893) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:

quote:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
Get your engines ready...BIKE TO WORK DAY is next Thursday. I can't wait. I will be borrowing a truck just for this day!!!!

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That's right! Bike to work day is coming up soon. I've been Bicycle commuting for a long time and I highly recommend it. As for our local raciest KKK guy, team Solo, I would like to thank you for reminding every one of this very important event and I would also like to say that if you are proud to be a KKK dude like I am proud to be a bicycle rider, than show your KKK pride by riding a bicycle while you are wearing your KKK dress through the streets of east Oakland!

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WTF?!?!

 

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Posted by Jdub07 (Member # 2728) on :
 
Bikes take just as much a chance when they are on the road as a car does. Everyone is fair game.

What is lacking is mutual common sense.

I just assume when I'm driving any biker I come across is going to fall in front of my car, run the stop sign, run the red light, cut over to the other side of the street etc. This way I'm already prepared IF that happens.

Same as when I ride my bike. I just assume all drivers are out to kill me so I stay focused and prepared to be cut off, lane hogged, hit or whatever.

Never assume the other guy is going to do the right thing because 90% of the time they wont.

Again this all comes down to common sense and where people were in line when it was getting handed out...the front or the back.
 

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Posted by n8y8 (Member # 6048) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:
.....As for our local raciest KKK guy, team Solo, ....

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I have heard this from several people, both in person and on the board. Is this true?

If it helps this cause, I ride my bike to the gym to work out. Too far to ride to work. ALthough I may get over the altamont faster in the AM

 

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Posted by 5.0-srt-4 (Member # 5864) on :
 

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Originally posted by n8y8:

quote:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:
.....As for our local raciest KKK guy, team Solo, ....

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I have heard this from several people, both in person and on the board. Is this true?

If it helps this cause, I ride my bike to the gym to work out. Too far to ride to work. ALthough I may get over the altamont faster in the AM

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hes a joking racist which means he secretly does not like black people but when that ass is about to get whooped its a joke to him..
 

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Posted by HaulinAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 
Sweet,I was wondering when this was coming up,I just hope I dont have to repaint the hood of my truck this year,like I did last year.After the incident where that dude went flying and landed on my hood I dont want that to happen again,I may borrow someones car instead
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 

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Originally posted by 5.0-srt-4:
hes a joking racist

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Racism is not a joke, it is serious.

quote:

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which means he secretly does not like black people

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but when that ass is about to get whooped its a joke to him..

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quote:

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Originally posted by n8y8:

quote:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:
.....As for our local raciest KKK guy, team Solo, ....

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I have heard this from several people, both in person and on the board. Is this true?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:

quote:

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Originally posted by n8y8:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:
.....As for our local raciest KKK guy, team Solo, ....

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I have heard this from several people, both in person and on the board. Is this true?

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I am the Grand Dragon of the San Jose chapter. My right hand clansmen is Haulinassmaro.

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quote:

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Originally posted by HaulinAssMaro:
Sweet,I was wondering when this was coming up,I just hope I dont have to repaint the hood of my truck this year,like I did last year.After the incident where that dude went flying and landed on my hood I dont want that to happen again,I may borrow someones car instead

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It is unfortunate that You and team Solo have so much hate built up in side for people who have a different skin color, Hobby or life style from that of your own. There are many automotive enthusiasts and professional race car drivers who ride bicycles for fun and fitness, so I'm not alone. Also, learn to judge people on the inside instead of the outside. At the moment, the both of you may have too much hate built up inside for that to happen, but you never know.
 

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Posted by n8y8 (Member # 6048) on :
 
Sorry to jack the thread, it dont matter to me one way or the other your affiliation. I was just curious because it must either be true or a standing joke among the board. Because I have heard it from a few different folks I met up with to buy parts from.

Back to topic.
 

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Posted by HaulinAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:

quote:

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Originally posted by HaulinAssMaro:
Sweet,I was wondering when this was coming up,I just hope I dont have to repaint the hood of my truck this year,like I did last year.After the incident where that dude went flying and landed on my hood I dont want that to happen again,I may borrow someones car instead

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It is unfortunate that You and team Solo have so much hate built up in side for people who have a different skin color, Hobby or life style from that of your own. There are many automotive enthusiasts and professional race car drivers who ride bicycles for fun and fitness, so I'm not alone. Also, learn to judge people on the inside instead of the outside. At the moment, the both of you may have too much hate built up inside for that to happen, but you never know.

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quote:

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Originally posted by HaulinAssMaro:

quote:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:

quote:

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Originally posted by HaulinAssMaro:
Sweet,I was wondering when this was coming up,I just hope I dont have to repaint the hood of my truck this year,like I did last year.After the incident where that dude went flying and landed on my hood I dont want that to happen again,I may borrow someones car instead

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It is unfortunate that You and team Solo have so much hate built up in side for people who have a different skin color, Hobby or life style from that of your own. There are many automotive enthusiasts and professional race car drivers who ride bicycles for fun and fitness, so I'm not alone. Also, learn to judge people on the inside instead of the outside. At the moment, the both of you may have too much hate built up inside for that to happen, but you never know.

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okay that sounded about as gay as riding oyur bike to work day

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I also know alot of gay guys and gals that I respect highly. If I was religious, I would pray for you, but since I'm not, I can only hope that you can some day turn yourself around. I have persoanlly seen people who have some how seen the light and walked away from the circle of hate, so even though it is hard to belive, there is hope for you.

 

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Posted by eljefe (Member # 1753) on :
 
my bike has a flat, so im gonna drive the cobra to work and not the toyota just on that day. thank you
 

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Posted by HaulinAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:

quote:

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Originally posted by HaulinAssMaro:

quote:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:

quote:

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Originally posted by HaulinAssMaro:
Sweet,I was wondering when this was coming up,I just hope I dont have to repaint the hood of my truck this year,like I did last year.After the incident where that dude went flying and landed on my hood I dont want that to happen again,I may borrow someones car instead

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It is unfortunate that You and team Solo have so much hate built up in side for people who have a different skin color, Hobby or life style from that of your own. There are many automotive enthusiasts and professional race car drivers who ride bicycles for fun and fitness, so I'm not alone. Also, learn to judge people on the inside instead of the outside. At the moment, the both of you may have too much hate built up inside for that to happen, but you never know.

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okay that sounded about as gay as riding your bike to work day

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I also know alot of gay guys and gals that I respect highly.

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somehow this doesnt suprise me one bit
 

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Posted by 1kdragin5.0 (Member # 6176) on :
 

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
I am the Grand Dragon of the San Jose chapter. My right hand clansmen is Haulinassmaro.

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[ May 12, 2006, 12:02 AM: Message edited by: 1kdragin5.0 ]
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by 1kdragin5.0:

quote:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
I am the Grand Dragon of the San Jose chapter. My right hand clansmen is Haulinassmaro.

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Well who let the klan out of the bag? 42 posts and no one has questioned your login ID eh 1kdragin5.0?

1k = grand...

you guys figure out the rest.

Wow, the San Jose Chapter and the Union City Chapter all in one thread.
 

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Posted by 93cobracoupestang (Member # 5765) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:

quote:

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Originally posted by 1kdragin5.0:

quote:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
I am the Grand Dragon of the San Jose chapter. My right hand clansmen is Haulinassmaro.

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Well who let the klan out of the bag? 42 posts and no one has questioned your login ID eh 1kdragin5.0?

1k = grand...

you guys figure out the rest.

Wow, the San Jose Chapter and the Union City Chapter all in one thread.

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Posted by HaulinAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 
Question,when do the points actually start counting.I saw a few pedal pussys just tonight and had to laugh.I was 4 lanes over and thought of swerving over to take then out,but would have missed the driveway and I was really damn hungry,oh well next time you pedal pussys are mine
 

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Posted by HaulinAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
strange...this is the same day as 'drive your stang over that guy driving his bike to work day'...funny how that works

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ahh yes the day the the games began

[ May 12, 2006, 02:44 AM: Message edited by: HaulinAssMaro ]
 

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Posted by sic5pointSLOW (Member # 5889) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by HaulinAssMaro:

quote:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
strange...this is the same day as 'drive your stang over that guy driving his bike to work day'...funny how that works

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ahh yes the day the the games began

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quote:

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Originally posted by BOUNTY HUNTER VERT:
Hey you cant call a camaro owner a fag he isnt the one riding a gay ass bike to work on thursday. Pedal pussies never learn must be the seat shoved so far up their ass.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
5:00PM - leave work
5:04PM - en route to safeway
5:07PM - looking for hard rock candy that is circular
5:11PM - back in car with huge bag of candy
5:15PM - en route to first street, cruising SOLO
5:23PM - on First street now, creeping up on about 45 bikers
5:31PM - intentionally cut half of them off to make right turn into parking lot causing one to slam on the front brakes and nearly flip over bike...classic shit
5:32PM - hear yelling from spandex monkeys about slow down this and that
5:33PM - they make a right turn down some unsuspecting street which is off the scheduled course
5:34PM - confused at where they are going yet very happy because they just proceeded downhill on this street
5:35PM - bikers gaining some serious mph
5:36PM - utilize my new 3.73's and get the hell down that street as fast as possible.
5:37PM - flip a bitch and start coming back at the bikers...haullin ass
5:38PM - pour the whole bag of hard candy on the ground and the games begin...

bikers start to fall, this was like a ten bike pile up to start. bad move as i thought i instigated an orgy right there in the street. all the other faggots started running up to them. i thought this was to fondle some packages but it turned out they were just helping there buddies off the ground. then, this is great...one dude gets off his bike and attempts to throw it at my car...i see this happening and floor it...DUDE...he tagged one of his buddies with the bike and the dude instantly drops. by now i'm in tears and getting the hell out of dodge....by far some classic shit. can't wait for next pedal pussy day

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quote:

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bikers start to fall, this was like a ten bike pile up to start. bad move as i thought i instigated an orgy right there in the street. all the other faggots started running up to them. i thought this was to fondle some packages but it turned out they were just helping there buddies off the ground.

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That made me spit soda on the keyboard.
 

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Posted by HaulinAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 
ttt
 

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Posted by 1bdls1 (Member # 5756) on :
 
[/qb][/QUOTE]Dude, I am black and Greg once asked me to hang out. When he showed up he had a rope and it was right then that I knew what he meant [/QB][/QUOTE]


bwhahahah oh shit did anybody else catch this lol
 

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Posted by HaulinAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 
just a few more days till the fun begins..........its gonna look something like this then
 

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Posted by UNTOUCHABLE 510 (Member # 5889) on :
 
whahahah this is classic !
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 
I just purchased 4 air horns. Thursday is gonna be fun
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 
Over 40 Reasons to Bike to Work:

Bicycles Increase Mobility For Those Who Don't Have Access To Motor Transport.
Bikes Increase Mobility For Those Who Don't Qualify To Drive A Car.
Bicycles Increase Mobility For Those Who Can't Afford Motor Transport.
Bikes Increase Mobility For Those Who Don't Want To Drive Motor Vehicles.
You Get Exercise Form Bicycling
Save Travel Money By Biking
Reduce Stress
Some companies actually pay you to bike to work
Biking Is Therapeutic For The Mind & Spirit
Cycling Is Therapeutic For The Body
Your commute will be the best part of your day instead of the worst part of your day.
Cycling Improves Self-Esteem
Save On The Membership To A Health Club, Get Your Exercise Bicycling To Work
Cycling Is Low Impact On The Body
Cycling Is Low Impact On The Environment
Bicycling In Your Neighbourhood Is A Great Way To Meet Your Neighbours
Camaraderie of Cyclists Makes It A Great Way To Meet A Nice Stranger With A Similar Interest
Bicyclist Can Ignore the Traffic Reports
Feel the Self-satisfaction Of Biking Past A Traffic Jam In The Bike Lane.
Predictable Commute Time
Easier Parking
Cheaper Parking
Leaving Your Car At Home Provide A Parking Space For Someone Less Fortunate
If You Are Lazy, Your Bicycle Provides Door-To-Door Transport (You Don't Have To Walk Across A Vast Parking Lot)
Reduce Demand For Parking Lots
Reduce Energy Consumption (see below)
Reduce Air Pollution -- Bicyclist Emit Few Gases
Reduce Water Pollution -- Bikes Don't Drip Brake Fluid, Anti-Freeze, Transmission Fluid, Etc.
Reduce Noise Pollution -- Even Without A Muffler Bikes Are Quiet
Reduces Road Wear -- Even If Cyclist Feel Like They Have The Weight Of The World On Their Shoulders.
Prevent and protest the sanctioned murder of responsible citizens.
Bikes Small Profile Reduce Congestion
Reduce Need To Lay Additional Asphalt And Concrete
Easier to Vary Your Route By Bicycle
Bicycling Improve Cardiovascular Health
Better muscle tone, bone mass improvement, clearer skin
Healthier People Have Lower Health Care Expenses
The Exercise Increase Your Productivity At Work
Increased Bike Uses Generates Bike Facilities Which Increase Property Values
Bicycling Gives You More Fresh Air Than A Sauna And You Can Still Sweat And Clean Your Pores
Bike Commuting Is A License To Dress Weird And Still Feel Smug
Urban Cycling Keeps You Humble
Biking Is Virtually Life Long Activity
Bicycling Can Be Enjoyed In A Wide Variety Of Topography
Cycling Can Be Enjoyed In A Wide Variety Of Climates
 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 
Just a day and a half away people:

It is officially "Run Over Annoying Bicyclists Who Only Care About Traffic Laws When They Feel Obstructed And Otherwise Zip Through Red Lights And Also Wear Stupid Tour De France Looking Gear For No Apparent Reason Whatsofuckingever Day"
 

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Posted by HaulinAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
Over 40 Reasons to Bike to Work:

Bicycles Increase Mobility For Those Who Don't Have Access To Motor Transport.
Bikes Increase Mobility For Those Who Don't Qualify To Drive A Car.
Bicycles Increase Mobility For Those Who Can't Afford Motor Transport.
Bikes Increase Mobility For Those Who Don't Want To Drive Motor Vehicles.
You Get Exercise Form Bicycling
Save Travel Money By Biking
Reduce Stress
Some companies actually pay you to bike to work
Biking Is Therapeutic For The Mind & Spirit
Cycling Is Therapeutic For The Body
Your commute will be the best part of your day instead of the worst part of your day.
Cycling Improves Self-Esteem
Save On The Membership To A Health Club, Get Your Exercise Bicycling To Work
Cycling Is Low Impact On The Body
Cycling Is Low Impact On The Environment
Bicycling In Your Neighbourhood Is A Great Way To Meet Your Neighbours
Camaraderie of Cyclists Makes It A Great Way To Meet A Nice Stranger With A Similar Interest
Bicyclist Can Ignore the Traffic Reports
Feel the Self-satisfaction Of Biking Past A Traffic Jam In The Bike Lane.
Predictable Commute Time
Easier Parking
Cheaper Parking
Leaving Your Car At Home Provide A Parking Space For Someone Less Fortunate
If You Are Lazy, Your Bicycle Provides Door-To-Door Transport (You Don't Have To Walk Across A Vast Parking Lot)
Reduce Demand For Parking Lots
Reduce Energy Consumption (see below)
Reduce Air Pollution -- Bicyclist Emit Few Gases
Reduce Water Pollution -- Bikes Don't Drip Brake Fluid, Anti-Freeze, Transmission Fluid, Etc.
Reduce Noise Pollution -- Even Without A Muffler Bikes Are Quiet
Reduces Road Wear -- Even If Cyclist Feel Like They Have The Weight Of The World On Their Shoulders.
Prevent and protest the sanctioned murder of responsible citizens.
Bikes Small Profile Reduce Congestion
Reduce Need To Lay Additional Asphalt And Concrete
Easier to Vary Your Route By Bicycle
Bicycling Improve Cardiovascular Health
Better muscle tone, bone mass improvement, clearer skin
Healthier People Have Lower Health Care Expenses
The Exercise Increase Your Productivity At Work
Increased Bike Uses Generates Bike Facilities Which Increase Property Values
Bicycling Gives You More Fresh Air Than A Sauna And You Can Still Sweat And Clean Your Pores
Bike Commuting Is A License To Dress Weird And Still Feel Smug
Urban Cycling Keeps You Humble
Biking Is Virtually Life Long Activity
Bicycling Can Be Enjoyed In A Wide Variety Of Topography
Cycling Can Be Enjoyed In A Wide Variety Of Climates

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So what your saying then is that is basically GAY
 

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Posted by Jdub07 (Member # 2728) on :
 
I took the fine liberty of cutting these guys off to get onto the freeway since they decided stopping at a red light wasn't necessary.

lol

CAUGHT!


 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Jdub07:
I took the fine liberty of cutting these guys off to get onto the freeway since they decided stopping at a red light wasn't necessary.

lol

CAUGHT!

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Let me ask you this, do you obey the speed limit?
Bike to work day is finally here, and judging from all the cyclists on the road and all the news reports I have seen so far, it looks like bike to work day 2006 is a big success
 

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Posted by HaulinAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Jdub07:

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dude thats awesome.Its great to see others helping the "keep them pedal pussys off the road cause"

 

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Posted by HaulinAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 
oh yeah this is fukkin great




thats what happens when you get in the damn way
 

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Posted by HaulinAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 
thats fukkin great



[ May 18, 2006, 07:35 PM: Message edited by: HaulinAssMaro ]
 

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Posted by HaulinAssMaro (Member # 541) on :
 
I saw this dude riding in the middle of the fukkin street about 2 hours ago.He decided he wouldnt move over so I got right up along side of pussy spandex boy and blared my horn.Dude musta jumped 15 feet off of his bike.Then this guy was talkin shit,what the hell is that all about.So I stopped got out and took his bike and drove right over it,the look on dudes face was truly pedal pussy priceless



 

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Posted by LuvMy04GT (Member # 4791) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by HaulinAssMaro:
thats fukkin great

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quote:

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Originally posted by HaulinAssMaro:

quote:

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Originally posted by Jdub07:

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dude thats awesome.Its great to see others helping the "keep them pedal pussys off the road cause"

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quote:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
I'm in the process of scoring a truck with a train horn....80 days left. More updates as the date approaches!!! This will be the 4th anniversary of the Spandex Massacre.

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LOL only 80 days left ....lol
 

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Posted by Chris C. (Member # 1949) on :
 
You guys are halarious, but also the reason i dont ride on the streets... I'll stick to mountain biking.
 

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Posted by 94gt (Member # 3060) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by HaulinAssMaro:
the look on dudes face was truly pedal pussy priceless

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA "pedal pussy priceless?" hahaha
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 
Ok my face hurts from laughing
 

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Posted by 4.6 EATIN GM'S (Member # 1633) on :
 
this thread is fucking hilarious!!!
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 
FUKK MAN! Its that time of year again, .And what brought me to this post is kinda scary .See I actually forgot it was this time of year,HELL I was right on even to the date it was first posted.But one of the founding members of the running over your local pedal pussy foundation has jumped ship and went out and got one of these himself.........


Yes you heard it here first people TEAM SOLO has got his hands on a 10 speed looking mountain bike thing and just road it to my shop tonight and was talking about riding it to work occasionally,then he said he was getting the shoes,HOMIE please stop there and dont get them transvestite looking speedo's PLEASE................Oh well if I see him on the road now its


Let the games begin people
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by HaulnAssMaro:

quote:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:
This coming May 15th is bike to work day and I am looking forward to pedaling at least 40 miles to and from work. If any body else is interested in parking their Mustang for a day just to save on gas or do somthing different, you can check outwww.511.org for all the details. If you register for bike do work day, you could win a $750 bicycle shop gift certificate.

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That has to be the gayest post I have ever seen here...................

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ANd still is after all this time
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 
Damn took out all sorts of shit that was in my way to get to this one,but I got it


 

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Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :
 
Matt...yer killing my cover. This year's plan is to roll with em and kick em over. I'm calling it a 'Ride-by'
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
Matt...yer killing my cover. This year's plan is to roll with em and kick em over. I'm calling it a 'Ride-by'

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See I knew you were still down,hopefully I didnt blow you cover to bad............Thats killer I can see it now,ride along side,stick out your foot and kick em over!If its a big pack of them it could start a chain reaction

GOOD TIMES!

[ May 11, 2007, 05:26 PM: Message edited by: HaulinAss Motorsports ]
 

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Posted by 1968_Fastback (Member # 1482) on :
 
LOL that would be funny to see someone kicking over another biker.
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 
Ran over these bikes today when they were parked in front of a store.Fags had blocked the exit door with them like they were the only ones on earth,so I took them out to the parking lot and well you see what happened!Dudes got all pissed and the news showed up to take some pics,they tried to call the cops first but they just laughed at them!




[ May 18, 2007, 01:02 AM: Message edited by: HaulinAss Motorsports ]
 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 
Ok, some people, like the dude from suckass motorsports may not like cyclists or the bike to work gig, but fortunately, guys like him are in the minority! The whole bike to work day was a big success as usual! On this special day, I rode my full on carbon fiber bike that is worth more than a used 98 Cobra.

 

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Posted by Venomized93 (Member # 55) on :
 
Damn that bike is pretty sick
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:
Ok, some people, like the dude from suckass motorsports may not like cyclists or the bike to work gig, but fortunately, guys like him are in the minority! The whole bike to work day was a big success as usual! On this special day, I rode my full on carbon fiber bike that is worth more than a used 98 Cobra.

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Ahh did someone piss on your bike seat today? If im the minority then how come I saw millions of cars to oh lets say maybe a handful of bikes,half of which I ran over.Your right it was a specila day,looking at those bikes after I was done with them was awesome!
 

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Posted by DLo (Member # 6133) on :
 
Did I miss bike to work day?? Fawk. I know a couple guys who enjoy driving up highway 9 in their diesel trucks. Everytime they see a pack of bikers, they romp on the accelerator and throw out a huge cloud of soot for the bikers to breathe going uphill. The look on their faces is priceless

Btw, I just read this thread from beginning to end. Classic And where is solo's report of today's carnage? I want to hear how operation spandex went.

[ May 18, 2007, 03:09 AM: Message edited by: DLo ]
 

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Posted by 94gt (Member # 3060) on :
 
Man.... FWIW, I didn't see a single bike today aside from my mt bike... tucked safely away from HaulinAss' rampaging path!
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 

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Originally posted by 94gt:
Man.... FWIW, I didn't see a single bike today aside from my mt bike... tucked safely away from HaulinAss' rampaging path!

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Fukk im pissed,one of those fukkin things took out my just 2 week ago installed front spoiler
 

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Posted by 94gt (Member # 3060) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by HaulinAss Motorsports:

quote:

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Originally posted by 94gt:
Man.... FWIW, I didn't see a single bike today aside from my mt bike... tucked safely away from HaulinAss' rampaging path!

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Fukk im pissed,one of those fukkin things took out my just 2 week ago installed front spoiler

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I would be too!
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 
http://www.californiafords.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=032072


Damn looks like this dude took things a lil to serious
 

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Posted by carajo (Member # 4426) on :
 
lol
 

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Posted by BCINGUU (Member # 2397) on :
 
Mar 9, 11:37 PM EDT

Brief confrontation interrupts Eugene's naked bike ride

EUGENE, Ore. (AP) -- Police officers trying to control a mass ride of naked bicyclists decided against making any arrests after the confrontation intensified.

Roughly 100 bicyclists in various states of undress took part in the hour-long event that mimicked similar rides held in bigger cities around the world. Along the way, riders cheered, chanted and stopped traffic as they pedaled through the streets of Eugene.

Organizers of the Saturday night event did not alert Eugene police in advance, but officers quickly caught on. At one point, at least three patrol cars showed up near the main pack of cyclists.

When an officer grabbed one of them, several bicyclists surrounded the officer, shouting at him to let the rider go. After letting the first cyclist go, the officer grabbed another.

Cassandra Hurd, 21, then rammed her bike into the other rider's bike.

She told The Register-Guard newspaper she was trying to keep police from making an arrest: "We were making a statement; we weren't doing anything wrong."

An officer grabbed Hurd, who was wearing only panties, and put her on the ground, preparing to arrest her. Another officer trained his Taser on a naked man who approached the scene, but did not use the weapon.

The officers let Hurd go after the crowd chanted for them to leave her alone.

"We attempted to make arrests but the crowd turned on the two officers we had trying to handle the situation and they elected to disengage before someone got hurt," Eugene police Lt. Rich Stronach said.

Stronach said officers may not have gotten involved if the organizers had contacted police ahead of time and obeyed traffic laws.

Naked bike rides, most of them peaceful, have been staged in dozens of cities around the world in recent years. The purpose, besides fun, is to protest global oil dependency and celebrate cycling and the human body.

Portland has been host to such rides for several years. Last year's event drew more than 1,000 participants.

"It's just fun and it caught on as a novel thing to do," said Jonathan Maus, editor of bikeportland.org. "It's a sign of a good healthy bike culture."

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Information from: The Register-Guard, http://www.registerguard.com

© 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 
ttt
 

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Posted by 86BackInBlack (Member # 5372) on :
 
lol matt youre a card, this shit is too funny

[ March 13, 2008, 03:38 PM: Message edited by: 86BackInBlack ]
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by 86BackInBlack:
lol matt youre a card, this shit is too funny

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Posted by turbo50 (Member # 6700) on :
 
Matt you gotta admit that the dude took one good swing at you when you called you "sucka ass motorsports" lol

Other than that I feel for the folks that died, but I won't be biking over vasco to work anytime soon...

Peas out carrots......
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by turbo50:
Matt you gotta admit that the dude took one good swing at you when you called you "sucka ass motorsports" lol

Other than that I feel for the folks that died, but I won't be biking over vasco to work anytime soon...

Peas out carrots......

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Actually it wasnt all that funny, I would have expected something a lil more. Guess dude had his spandex riding a lil high up his ass that day I suppose.
 

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Posted by 2K3GT (Member # 8282) on :
 
The first three pages of this thread are about the funniest sh@t I have ever seen!!!

You all don't give up...LOL every year since '03
 

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Posted by FoX GT (Member # 4587) on :
 
May 15, 2008!
 

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Posted by nsty_2000 (Member # 7921) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by MR GO FAST:
How many points for sticking a broom handle between the spokes?

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hahahahahha
 

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Posted by v-town coupe (Member # 2771) on :
 
i live so close to work i already bike everyday i think that day i'll actually drive!LOL
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by v-town coupe:
i live so close to work i already bike everyday i think that day i'll actually drive!LOL

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WHY!
 

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Posted by BlkZ28Kreepn (Member # 6333) on :
 
perfect thread for what i saw about a week ago..i was over at stanford university doing some work..and holy shit, talk about well over 500 bikes..anyway,im at a stop sign waiting my turn to go,i look to my left one guys coming on his bike,to my right theres 2 girls coming on bikes..i figured fuck it i'll let them go by..well, i dont know how the fuck they did not see each other, they are coming right at each other finally the girl realizes it, she turns her wheel,it clips the guys front wheel, they go heads up the girl behind her couldent stop in time she plows right behind the other girl..best shit i seen in a long time, a mountain bike pile up..right infront of me..one thing i have to say to you qweer bait bikers,you guys and your danm "share the road" bullshit..STAY IN YOUR FUCKING BIKE LANE! some of you guys act like you own the danm road.think long and hard "hmmm im on this 10 speed mountain bike,is it possible if i risk getting hit by that geo metro..will i win?" no you wont.Good night.
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by BlkZ28Kreepn:
perfect thread for what i saw about a week ago..i was over at stanford university doing some work..and holy shit, talk about well over 500 bikes..anyway,im at a stop sign waiting my turn to go,i look to my left one guys coming on his bike,to my right theres 2 girls coming on bikes..i figured fuck it i'll let them go by..well, i dont know how the fuck they did not see each other, they are coming right at each other finally the girl realizes it, she turns her wheel,it clips the guys front wheel, they go heads up the girl behind her couldent stop in time she plows right behind the other girl..best shit i seen in a long time, a mountain bike pile up..right infront of me..one thing i have to say to you qweer bait bikers,you guys and your danm "share the road" bullshit..STAY IN YOUR FUCKING BIKE LANE! some of you guys act like you own the danm road.think long and hard "hmmm im on this 10 speed mountain bike,is it possible if i risk getting hit by that geo metro..will i win?" no you wont.Good night.

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GREAT Story See these are the kind of stories that makes it all worth it!
 

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Posted by racercosmo (Member # 1864) on :
 
It's always bike to work day for me.

 

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Posted by 68dustin (Member # 5388) on :
 
bout the most funniest post i have ever seen...nothing but laughs...lol...lol..
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 
SWEET! Was watching the ole news tonight and seems there will be crack down on these fukkers. Seems they think they own the road and a lot of people are complaining about it. I'm sure its not in all areas but certain areas. Traffic enforcement will be cracking down on such violations like impeding traffic, running stop signs and riding on the WRONG side of the road etc.... BEST PART, is that it is a MOVING VIOLATION and WILL affect ones driving record!


Which brings me to yesterday, Easter Sunday. Taking the kids the scenic route. Driving up near Calero lake and I see about 40-50 different bikes in about 10 different groups. Ok picture a 2 lane MOUNTAIN road and these SOB's are in the MIDDLE of the lane like there are cars.Some in front of you going 5 mph trying to climb a hill, while some are coming at you downhill doing 30+ in the wrong lane........

All joking aside WTF are these people thinking? Its not going to be long before someone comes around a BLIND TURN and MAULS a group of them..... But we all need to "share the road" right

AND YES, I did Use the horn numerous times while on that drive! Scared the shit out of them, its was great! Sorry it wasnt a better story I had the kids in the car, had to keep it mellow

[ March 25, 2008, 03:15 AM: Message edited by: HaulinAss Motorsports ]
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 
Get ready mofo's!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Posted by turbo50 (Member # 6700) on :
 

 

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Posted by 347_C.I.D. (Member # 2956) on :
 
HAHA, this is one of the BEST threads!
 

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Posted by Five Decimal Zero (Member # 1251) on :
 
Come May 15th, fukk riding to work. I'm taking mines to the liquor store to pick up a 6-pack... LMAO!




** I just lowered it... **







[ May 13, 2008, 07:13 PM: Message edited by: Five Decimal Zero ]
 

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Posted by turbo50 (Member # 6700) on :
 
With the price of gas going up to $4 a gallon there are gonna be even more targets out there for Matt.
 

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Posted by 86BackInBlack (Member # 5372) on :
 
contestants, start your engines!!!
 

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Posted by 86BackInBlack (Member # 5372) on :
 
http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=528400
 

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Posted by GOT 50 (Member # 1960) on :
 

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Originally posted by 86BackInBlack:
http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=528400

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA ROFL

HAHAHAHA
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 
Its bump time! Gotta get prepared its getting close!
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 

 

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Posted by FoX GT (Member # 4587) on :
 


[ April 27, 2009, 03:34 PM: Message edited by: FoX GT ]
 

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Posted by BUICK GS (Member # 4347) on :
 
when is this bullshit
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by BUICK GS:
when is this bullshit

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Not sure this year, however you can practice year round thats for sure!
 

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Posted by FoX GT (Member # 4587) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by HaulinAss Motorsports:

quote:

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Originally posted by BUICK GS:
when is this bullshit

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Not sure this year, however you can practice year round thats for sure!

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Thursday, May 14th.
http://btwd.bayareabikes.org/
 

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Posted by season'd 88 (Member # 169) on :
 


[ April 28, 2009, 01:07 PM: Message edited by: season'd 88 ]
 

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Posted by 925GT50 (Member # 2683) on :
 
LMAO i just started biking to work myself, my coworkers looked at me crazy when i pulled up on the 10 speed, I was like Im rollin 26's today!!
 

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Posted by FoX GT (Member # 4587) on :
 

 

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Posted by season'd 88 (Member # 169) on :
 


[ April 28, 2009, 01:07 PM: Message edited by: season'd 88 ]
 

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Posted by 93EXCHP (Member # 8741) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
strange...this is the same day as 'drive your stang over that guy driving his bike to work day'...funny how that works

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Yeah that is pretty funny how that works huh
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 
ttt
 

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Posted by 87GTCOBRA (Member # 7845) on :
 
lol all of you motherfuckers are funny! lol this shit made my day! lol but yea if u gonna ride your bike to work and catch a waterballon across your head and see me hangin out the window with a middlefinger screaming hahahaha mo fucka! thats me
 

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Posted by 87GTCOBRA (Member # 7845) on :
 
well guys here cobraracer46 at a sideshow!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX4nUhURAJg
 

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Posted by 87GTCOBRA (Member # 7845) on :
 
haha!
 

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Posted by BlowN67 (Member # 4229) on :
 
This is for his sorry atitude on cafords


 

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Posted by 5.0LEXI (Member # 8553) on :
 
LMAO +1
 

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Posted by WildFire532FB (Member # 1482) on :
 
LOL holy shit thats fucked
 

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Posted by slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by BlowN67:
This is for his sorry atitude on cafords

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Man that dude got hella points!
 

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Posted by BlowN67 (Member # 4229) on :
 
wow did i do that sort of looks like my car lol


 

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Posted by slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
Man good thing they can't make out the plate you got more points then me
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 

 

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Posted by BlowN67 (Member # 4229) on :
 
its funny he has badass attitude on others postings but cant even post on his own
 

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Posted by slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
+1
 

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Posted by Eddie510- (Member # 2354) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by BlowN67:
its funny he has badass attitude on others postings but cant even post on his own

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lmaooo
 

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Posted by Black 02 SS (Member # 5939) on :
 
Get a snow plow on the front of a ranger with a ramp curve at the end of it, bonus points if you catch them in the bed of the truck and keep going! stack em high
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 

 

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Posted by BlowN67 (Member # 4229) on :
 
Seen a sign today Bike to work Month SHARE THE ROAD. i just chuckled inside.
 

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Posted by 87droptop50 (Member # 7185) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by BlowN67:
wow did i do that sort of looks like my car lol

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how'd you out run the charger police Car?
 

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Posted by BlowN67 (Member # 4229) on :
 
hit the fields an hide for a minute
 

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Posted by slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
I still need to pick up an air horn so when I drive by I can really scare the crap out of them. Also hope cops give these fags tickets for not stopping at four ways and shit
 

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Posted by 87GTCOBRA (Member # 7845) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by BlowN67:
This is for his sorry atitude on cafords

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hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahah! hahhahahahahahahhahahahahhaahaha
that was blown after reading a post and drink those barcardi and rockstars
 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 
faggotassmotorsports and the guy from lard that has blown67 dicks probably don't ride bicycles because they are too busy blowing cocks.
Some of the best race drivers in the world including F1 drivers Mark Webber and current F1 points leader Jenson Button are serious bicycle riders along with all of the world super bike riders.

For the rest of you fat lazy pieces of shit that dont ride a bicycle, it is not too late for you to go and buy a bike and bike to work!

For those of you that just want to keep bashing bicycle riders, I'll forgive you if you post nude picks of your mother spreading her butt cheeks.
 

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Posted by bottled95GT?? (Member # 1772) on :
 
free post before the thread eventually gets locked lol keep the lols coming.
 

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Posted by slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
I can probably ride better then you. Yeah my friend that races motocross and street bikes and stuff rides a bike.... But not to work I live in Vallejo and work in Fairfield I'm not gonna ride to work to cut down on my "carbon footprint"
 

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Posted by 87GTCOBRA (Member # 7845) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:
faggotassmotorsports and the guy from lard that has blown67 dicks probably don't ride bicycles because they are too busy blowing cocks.
Some of the best race drivers in the world including F1 drivers Mark Webber and current F1 points leader Jenson Button are serious bicycle riders along with all of the world super bike riders.

For the rest of you fat lazy pieces of shit that dont ride a bicycle, it is not too late for you to go and buy a bike and bike to work!

For those of you that just want to keep bashing bicycle riders, I'll forgive you if you post nude picks of your mother spreading her butt cheeks.

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SOMEBODY HAS PMS! HAHAHAHA
 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by slowback67:
I can probably ride better then you. Yeah my friend that races motocross and street bikes and stuff rides a bike.... But not to work I live in Vallejo and work in Fairfield I'm not gonna ride to work to cut down on my "carbon footprint"

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I understand that some people(especially the stupid mother fuckers that live in armpit communities like Stockton, Modesto,Manteca, Tracy and Excrimento and wake up super fuckin early to punch a time clock in the bay area) live too far away from work to able to bike, but everyone else who lives within a 15 mile radius of work can give bike commuting a try.
 

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Posted by BlowN67 (Member # 4229) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:
faggotassmotorsports and the guy from lard that has blown67 dicks probably don't ride bicycles because they are too busy blowing cocks.
Some of the best race drivers in the world including F1 drivers Mark Webber and current F1 points leader Jenson Button are serious bicycle riders along with all of the world super bike riders.

For the rest of you fat lazy pieces of shit that dont ride a bicycle, it is not too late for you to go and buy a bike and bike to work!

For those of you that just want to keep bashing bicycle riders, I'll forgive you if you post nude picks of your mother spreading her butt cheeks.

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This is the best i can do for u. but maybe u can turn her lazy no bike riding ass into a real gem with biking with her to work.


 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 
Blown67, I'm not a religious fuck, but I do believe in magic and that lady of yours probably has enough yeast in her pussy to supply a beer factory. I bet you are drinking some home brewed beer already. Plus, both of you fucks can benefit from the magic of bike riding, not to mention that the two of you can start riding bicycles together and become the next "biggest losers"
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:
faggotassmotorsports and the guy from lard that has blown67 dicks probably don't ride bicycles because they are too busy blowing cocks.
Some of the best race drivers in the world including F1 drivers Mark Webber and current F1 points leader Jenson Button are serious bicycle riders along with all of the world super bike riders.

For the rest of you fat lazy pieces of shit that dont ride a bicycle, it is not too late for you to go and buy a bike and bike to work!

For those of you that just want to keep bashing bicycle riders, I'll forgive you if you post nude picks of your mother spreading her butt cheeks.

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Damn what with all the homo talk, I mean I know you are for gay rights, biking to work, jocking F1 racers and such but cmon, leave all that gay talk behind YOUR closed doors thank you.

BTW you seemed a lil pissy today. You didnt happen to "mistakenly" leave your bike seat off again when you went to sit down did ya????


For everyone else TTT!

[ May 12, 2009, 08:36 PM: Message edited by: HaulinAss Motorsports ]
 

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Posted by 87droptop50 (Member # 7185) on :
 
Lmao
 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 

quote:

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quote:

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O:
faggotassmotorsports a

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BTW you seemed a lil pissy today. You didnt happen to "mistakenly" leave your bike seat off again when you went to sit down did ya????


For everyone else TTT!

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why would I be pissed off today you stupid fuck? The offical USA bike to work day is less than 2 days away

[ May 12, 2009, 08:58 PM: Message edited by: cobraracer46 ]
 

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Posted by BlowN67 (Member # 4229) on :
 
so its friday the official day. thats great i actually have it off too. where should i be hiding with the ltd to take you out cobraracer46?
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:

quote:

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quote:

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O:
faggotassmotorsports a

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BTW you seemed a lil pissy today. You didnt happen to "mistakenly" leave your bike seat off again when you went to sit down did ya????


For everyone else TTT!

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I would I be pissed off today you stupid fuck? The offical USA bike to work day is less than 2 days away

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quote:

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Originally posted by BlowN67:
so its friday the official day. thats great i actually have it off too. where should i be hiding with the ltd to take you out cobraracer46?

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Lmfao
 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by BlowN67:
so its friday the official day. thats great i actually have it off too. where should i be hiding with the ltd to take you out cobraracer46?

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Hey you stupid mother fucker, the official USA Bike to work day is on thursday, not friday. Second, good luck trying to drive your fuckin LTD quickly on the streets of San Francisco, let alone quickly enough to run me over.

[ May 12, 2009, 09:00 PM: Message edited by: cobraracer46 ]
 

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Posted by slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
I just saw a guy in town with a flat tire on his gay little ten speed. I made sure to honk and laugh
 

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Posted by 87GTCOBRA (Member # 7845) on :
 
hahahahha ! whats gay ass bitch that faggit is! hahahaha i hope to see your bitch ass riding your bike to work ima throw a stick in your spokes! you 40 year old virgin fuck!
 

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Posted by BUICK GS (Member # 4347) on :
 
i live 4 miles from work and would never consider riding a bike to work. how gay!
 

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Posted by BUICK GS (Member # 4347) on :
 

 

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Posted by BlowN67 (Member # 4229) on :
 
hey its cobraracer46 in front row wearing the bright neon yellow vest. how cute must of knock he teeth out from a pebble in the road.

i'll remember to put a bike rack on an throw my bike on for the next cafords meet for ya.
 

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Posted by DLo (Member # 6133) on :
 
Some guy got pissed at me one time for getting "too close" to him on a busy ass road. I was in my lane, he wasn't in his. Fucking spandex wearing faggot rode away like a pussy after mouthing off too
 

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Posted by BUICK GS (Member # 4347) on :
 
my buddy has his windshield squirters facing sideways and we rode passed a bike guy and squirted him.... his reply "HEYYYYY ASSHOLEEEEE!!! as he pedaled harder as if he was going to catch up. i was fuckin crackin up.
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by 87GTCOBRA:
ima throw a stick in your spokes

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Hey he may like a stick in his spokes, better watch what you say to that homo, lol
 

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Posted by jayl (Member # 185) on :
 
i always wondered who took that shot of me! I would've went back to ask, but I couldn't stop laughing!



I figured after that it was time for the ice cream paint job! you can see my old gal hidin behind the fence!

Have a safe one this year guys! we're gonna use the truck to smash this time ! lol
 

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Posted by Luke87GT (Member # 21) on :
 
LOL @ this thread.
 

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Posted by 87GTCOBRA (Member # 7845) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by HaulinAss Motorsports:

quote:

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Originally posted by 87GTCOBRA:
ima throw a stick in your spokes

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Hey he may like a stick in his spokes, better watch what you say to that homo, lol

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fuck lol one more day to we get to see how many points we can rack up! all i know im be ridin wit jayl in the front seat of that truck with my watergun and a ice chest full of waterballons
 

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Posted by jayl (Member # 185) on :
 
LOL!
 

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Posted by scoop510 (Member # 8726) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by BUICK GS:
my buddy has his windshield squirters facing sideways and we rode passed a bike guy and squirted him.... his reply "HEYYYYY ASSHOLEEEEE!!! as he pedaled harder as if he was going to catch up. i was fuckin crackin up.

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you know that story doesnt compare to the other biker incident story
 

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Posted by scoop510 (Member # 8726) on :
 


New Toy for bike to work day! picked her up pretty cheap on craigs list
 

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Posted by AL STOCK (Member # 1852) on :
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTn9rvBUMK0
 

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Posted by slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
I can't put a plow on the front of my escort.... So can I get a ten point handycap?
 

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Posted by 5.0LEXI (Member # 8553) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by AL STOCK:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTn9rvBUMK0

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quote:

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Originally posted by AL STOCK:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTn9rvBUMK0

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haha that looked like cobraracer46 lol
 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 
The official bike to work day is here!

All you fuckin fat lazy piece of shit bicycle haters can suck my dog's dick
 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by 87GTCOBRA:

quote:

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Originally posted by AL STOCK:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTn9rvBUMK0

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haha that looked like cobraracer46 lol

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And you look like a piece of shit.

 

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Posted by 87droptop50 (Member # 7185) on :
 
I haven't seen anyone on a bike besides the paisas i see every day . I was expecting to have fun today .
 

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Posted by 68dustin (Member # 5388) on :
 
GAS PRICES ARE TOO CHEAP....
 

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Posted by 68dustin (Member # 5388) on :
 
brought my bike to work today!!



just didnt feel like riding it...
 

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Posted by slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
I haven't seen one bike yet but I'm about to grab lunch I got the horn ready
 

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Posted by 87GTCOBRA (Member # 7845) on :
 
WELL ITS ABOUT 1 AND TODAY HAS BEEN GREAT! I WAS IN BEREKELEY TODAY OFF OF SAN PABLO AND I SEEN THIS GUY RIDING A BIKE AS HE HIT THE INTERSECTION A CAR PULLED OUT AND HE HIT IT FLEW OVER THE HOOD AND LANDED ON HIS FACE! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING TO HOPE THAT WAS COBRARACER46 BUT THEN I REALIZED WHAT HaulinAss Motorsports SAID THAT HE LIKE TO RIDE WITH A BIKE SEAT UP HIS ASS! SO I GUESS THAT BITCH WAS RIDIN IN THE CASTRO DISTRIC WITH ALL HIS BUDDYS
 

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Posted by AL STOCK (Member # 1852) on :
 
this thread is pure comedy.. LOL

DROP302 rides a bicycle too, he has his own riding crew called "Triple OG Spandex Gs)
 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 
The Official 2009 bike to work day is in the books and as usual, it was a success! More people are getting off of their lazy fuckin asses and biking to work and we all benefit from that.

For all you fuckin piece of shit bike hater cowards, may all of your mothers bend over while I shove my dick in every last one of their asses and make them squeal like the pigs they are!

goodnight and thanks for every one posting, including all of the scum bag bike haters.
 

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Posted by slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
Yeah bike to work day is great... Less of you tree hugging hippys on the road in your hybrids and outback wagons.
just so you know I think global warming is a joke
 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by slowback67:
Yeah bike to work day is great... Less of you tree hugging hippys on the road in your hybrids and outback wagons.
just so you know I think global warming is a joke

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Hey mother fucker, who are you calling a hippie? Second, I have a 2001 Ford SVT mustang cobra collecting dust in my garage, not a hybrid or an out back station wagon.

 

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Posted by slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
So your only car is an 01 cobra? That explains why your so uptight... You must be tired of your hippy bike friends giving u shit about owning a non hybrid car and not caring about our planet.. So you told yourself you were gonna spread the word about bike day so you would feel better inside and impress your hippy friends that you were able to get some gas hogs off the road for a day.
I myself drive a pos escort to and from work,it gets 30mpg and runs real clean for a 97 model car.
I'll be looking forward to this topic next year
 

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Posted by BlowN67 (Member # 4229) on :
 
I had to take this pic of Cobraracer46. he was carpooling through GoldenGate park.


 

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Posted by scoop510 (Member # 8726) on :
 

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Originally posted by BlowN67:
I had to take this pic of Cobraracer46. he was carpooling through GoldenGate park.

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Originally posted by scoop510:

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Originally posted by BlowN67:
I had to take this pic of Cobraracer46. he was carpooling through GoldenGate park.

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As gay as it is to ride your bike to work! its even gayer to car pool haha

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Posted by 87droptop50 (Member # 7185) on :
 
Wow now thats gay!!!
 

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Posted by AL STOCK (Member # 1852) on :
 





 

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Posted by bottled95GT?? (Member # 1772) on :
 
^^^lmfao
now i have a question, bike to work.... what if your work, is a driving job should i run to the garage, bike back over to my van, put the bike in the back then go about my day? and do that in reverse upon arriving back home
 

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Posted by 87GTCOBRA (Member # 7845) on :
 

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Originally posted by slowback67:
So your only car is an 01 cobra? That explains why your so uptight... You must be tired of your hippy bike friends giving u shit about owning a non hybrid car and not caring about our planet.. So you told yourself you were gonna spread the word about bike day so you would feel better inside and impress your hippy friends that you were able to get some gas hogs off the road for a day.
I myself drive a pos escort to and from work,it gets 30mpg and runs real clean for a 97 model car.
I'll be looking forward to this topic next year

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HA I LIVE LIKE 2 MILES FROM MY WORK SO I DROVE MY BIG BLACK LIFTED 4X4 WITH A 460 IN IT HAHAHAHA
 

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Posted by slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
^^^!Man u could have taken out some bikes with that
 

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Posted by 87GTCOBRA (Member # 7845) on :
 
i tried lol but there were no bikes around? they were all with that cobraracer dude in the castro distric
 

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Posted by 68dustin (Member # 5388) on :
 
see ya later thread... next year round 3
 

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Posted by xvt's 85 5.0 (Member # 4765) on :
 

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:
The Official 2009 bike to work day is in the books and as usual, it was a success! More people are getting off of their lazy fuckin asses and biking to work and we all benefit from that.

For all you fuckin piece of shit bike hater cowards, may all of your mothers bend over while I shove my dick in every last one of their asses and make them squeal like the pigs they are!

goodnight and thanks for every one posting, including all of the scum bag bike haters.

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You sure talk a lot of shit for someone that looks like a complete fucking nerd that still a virgin.
 

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Posted by 90FoX (Member # 1974) on :
 
this thread is too much...and the last post has me rotflmfao


 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 

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Originally posted by xvt's 85 5.0:

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You sure talk a lot of shit for someone that looks like a complete fucking nerd that still a virgin. [/QB][/QUOTE]

I'll bet money that you look like a piece of shit!

Tune in next year for bike to work 2010!
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 

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Originally posted by xvt's 85 5.0:

quote:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:
The Official 2009 bike to work day is in the books and as usual, it was a success! More people are getting off of their lazy fuckin asses and biking to work and we all benefit from that.

For all you fuckin piece of shit bike hater cowards, may all of your mothers bend over while I shove my dick in every last one of their asses and make them squeal like the pigs they are!

goodnight and thanks for every one posting, including all of the scum bag bike haters.

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You sure talk a lot of shit for someone that looks like a complete fucking nerd that still a virgin.

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:

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Originally posted by xvt's 85 5.0:

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You sure talk a lot of shit for someone that looks like a complete fucking nerd that still a virgin.

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I'll bet money that you look like a piece of shit!

Tune in next year for bike to work 2010! [/QB][/QUOTE]

it don't matter what I look like, if I talk shit I back it up, obviously you don't. all this time you being talking all this shit and you just look like you need a meal or some p*$$y
 

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Posted by xvt's 85 5.0 (Member # 4765) on :
 
So why you erase your cardomain?
 

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Posted by xvt's 85 5.0 (Member # 4765) on :
 
You know I kinda figure you were going to erase it, I mean you talk so much shit that if some said person post it what you look like and the way you actually look hahahhhahahha, go away loser you completely come here to talk shit.


 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 
The dudes name is Jan????? WOW,last I checked that was not to dudely a name........Fitting
 

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Posted by xvt's 85 5.0 (Member # 4765) on :
 

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Originally posted by HaulinAss Motorsports:
The dudes name is Jan????? WOW,last I checked that was not to dudely a name........Fitting

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quote:

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Originally posted by xvt's 85 5.0:

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Originally posted by HaulinAss Motorsports:
The dudes name is Jan????? WOW,last I checked that was not to dudely a name........Fitting

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Short for Jannet his cycling name. LOL

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Man you guys are off the hook... LOL hope next years is as good as this one!
 

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Posted by 87GTCOBRA (Member # 7845) on :
 
fuck man u fuckers got me in tears
 

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Posted by crazyhorse (Member # 5662) on :
 
This is comedy!!!
 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 

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Originally posted by xvt's 85 5.0:
You know I kinda figure you were going to erase it, I mean you talk so much shit that if some said person post it what you look like and the way you actually look hahahhhahahha, go away loser you completely come here to talk shit.

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Listen up you asshole, this is not your site and I am not going away any time soon so fuck you. The pics from my long and forgotten car domain site are good ones for sure and I'm willing to bet that you are probably to much of a coward to post up pics of your self because you probably look like some out of shape piece of shit just like the rest of the bike hating scum bags that have replied to this thread.

Finally, let me remind every one that even though the official bike to work day is over, the bike riding to work must continue and for those of you out there that drive very short distances to work (4 miles as an example) at best, you are a lazy fuck and at worst you are probably one of the reasons why the USA is the fattest nation on earth!

Until the next official bike to work day celebration, go ride a bike and if you don't have a bike buy one! Finally, a big "fuck you" goes out to the bicycle hating human excrement here at CAfords.
 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:

quote:

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Originally posted by xvt's 85 5.0:
You know I kinda figure you were going to erase it, I mean you talk so much shit that if some said person post it what you look like and the way you actually look hahahhhahahha, go away loser you completely come here to talk shit.

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Listen up you asshole, this is not your site and I am not going away any time soon so fuck you. The pics from my long and forgotten car domain site are good ones for sure and I am NOT going to erase those pics. Furthermore. I'm willing to bet that you are probably to much of a coward to post up pics of your self because you probably look like some out of shape piece of shit just like the rest of the bike hating scum bags that have replied to this thread.

Finally, let me remind every one that even though the official bike to work day is over, the bike riding to work must continue and for those of you out there that drive very short distances to work (4 miles as an example) at best, you are a lazy fuck and at worst you are probably one of the reasons why the USA is the fattest nation on earth!

Until the next official bike to work day celebration, go ride a bike and if you don't have a bike buy one! Finally, a big "fuck you" goes out to the bicycle hating human excrement here at CAfords.

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quote:

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Originally posted by xvt's 85 5.0:

quote:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:
The Official 2009 bike to work day is in the books and as usual, it was a success! More people are getting off of their lazy fuckin asses and biking to work and we all benefit from that.

For all you fuckin piece of shit bike hater cowards, may all of your mothers bend over while I shove my dick in every last one of their asses and make them squeal like the pigs they are!

goodnight and thanks for every one posting, including all of the scum bag bike haters.

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You sure talk a lot of shit for someone that looks like a complete fucking nerd that still a virgin.

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW THATS FUCKIN FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE!
 

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Posted by xvt's 85 5.0 (Member # 4765) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:

quote:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:

quote:

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Originally posted by xvt's 85 5.0:
You know I kinda figure you were going to erase it, I mean you talk so much shit that if some said person post it what you look like and the way you actually look hahahhhahahha, go away loser you completely come here to talk shit.

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Listen up you asshole, this is not your site and I am not going away any time soon so fuck you. The pics from my long and forgotten car domain site are good ones for sure and I am NOT going to erase those pics. Furthermore. I'm willing to bet that you are probably to much of a coward to post up pics of your self because you probably look like some out of shape piece of shit just like the rest of the bike hating scum bags that have replied to this thread.

Finally, let me remind every one that even though the official bike to work day is over, the bike riding to work must continue and for those of you out there that drive very short distances to work (4 miles as an example) at best, you are a lazy fuck and at worst you are probably one of the reasons why the USA is the fattest nation on earth!

Until the next official bike to work day celebration, go ride a bike and if you don't have a bike buy one! Finally, a big "fuck you" goes out to the bicycle hating human excrement here at CAfords.

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Opps, double post.

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Why are asking for other man's pics you homo.

 

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Posted by slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
Lmfao ^^^
 

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Posted by bottled95GT?? (Member # 1772) on :
 

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Originally posted by xvt's 85 5.0:

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reminder to self *never piss this guy^^^ off* lol wouldnt want pics of my scrawny ass posted up

[ May 19, 2009, 08:33 PM: Message edited by: bottled95GT?? ]
 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 

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Originally posted by bottled95GT??:

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Originally posted by xvt's 85 5.0:

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reminder to self *never piss this guy^^^ off* lol wouldnt want pics of my scrawny ass posted up [/QB]

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Fuck XVT 85 5.0 for he is a fool and a faggot as it appears he has nothing better to do with his time than to hunt the internet for pics of some bicycle riding guy. Second, you are you calling scrawny? So I wear spandex and I dont have much fat on my frame and thats why I ride a bike so much because wouldn't have it any other way!
 

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Posted by bottled95GT?? (Member # 1772) on :
 

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:

quote:

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Originally posted by bottled95GT??:

quote:

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Originally posted by xvt's 85 5.0:

quote:

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reminder to self *never piss this guy^^^ off* lol wouldnt want pics of my scrawny ass posted up

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Fuck XVT 85 5.0 for he is a fool and a faggot as it appears he has nothing better to do with his time than to hunt the internet for pics of some bicycle riding guy. Second, you are you calling scrawny? So I wear spandex and I dont have much fat on my frame and thats why I ride a bike so much because wouldn't have it any other way! [/QB]

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that wasnt geared toward you, was a joke about myself, im far from scrawny
 

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Posted by xvt's 85 5.0 (Member # 4765) on :
 
That's no way to talk to your new friend on facebook is it? (by the way FUCK YOU)





 

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Posted by bottled95GT?? (Member # 1772) on :
 
the pics and all thats getting a bit personal imo. I personally cant fault the guy for taking pride in his fitness and living a healthy life. Honestly i wish i could reach that level of fitness and stay with it.
But, loving alcohol, crazy fiance, work that drives me insane, my daughter, and the fact im not the best at forming "good" habits, its not for me. But props to you
 

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Posted by xvt's 85 5.0 (Member # 4765) on :
 
maybe he should of thought of that before coming here to bash on everyone, he's been posting for years and every time is to insult someone, I kinda feel sorry for him but I think he ask for it.
 

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Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :
 
Too fukkin funny. AHAHHAHAHAAHAH. Janet you get way to uptight over something thats on an internet forum. I could see back in the day, but shit its been what 6-7 years???? Lighten up, get the next size up spandex and maybe you wont be so uptight
 

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Posted by slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 

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Originally posted by HaulinAss Motorsports:
Too fukkin funny. AHAHHAHAHAAHAH. Janet you get way to uptight over something thats on an internet forum. I could see back in the day, but shit its been what 6-7 years???? Lighten up, get the next size up spandex and maybe you wont be so uptight

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LOL
 

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Posted by 87GTCOBRA (Member # 7845) on :
 

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Originally posted by xvt's 85 5.0:
That's no way to talk to your new friend on facebook is it? (by the way FUCK YOU)

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lol this bitch would never talk shit me face to face ill knock this mother fucker out and give him lifetime contacts! and xvt for the best fuckin laugh on here!
 

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Posted by AL STOCK (Member # 1852) on :
 
LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL

This thread is EPIC!

lmao @ janet -

Damm Jan, you got some big ass shoes/feet.
 

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Posted by jayl (Member # 185) on :
 
holy shit lol
 

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Posted by cummins (Member # 5931) on :
 
This thread is hilarious!

But I gotta say one thing. If dude can do a triathlon then he gets the from me.
 

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Posted by jayl (Member # 185) on :
 

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Originally posted by cummins:
This thread is hilarious!

But I gotta say one thing. If dude can do a triathlon then he gets the from me.

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quote:

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Originally posted by xvt's 85 5.0:
maybe he should of thought of that before coming here to bash on everyone, he's been posting for years and every time is to insult someone, I kinda feel sorry for him but I think he ask for it.

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I certainly have done my fair share of bashing people on this site, but it turns out that all of the bashing I have dished out has been done in this bike to work thread and it's pieces of shit like xvt's 5.0 that deserve it.

XVT 85 5.0 , as you can see by the pics you posted up, I like to spend my time having fun in the outdoors instead of breaking into facebook accounts to find pics of other guys.
 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by HaulinAss Motorsports:
[QBt shit its been what 6-7 years???? Lighten up, get the next size up spandex and maybe you wont be so uptight [/QB]

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I'm not an uptight person at all. Furthermore, Every time I think this thread is going to die, people breath new life into it. It's not me thats doing it.

 

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Posted by cobraracer46 (Member # 1142) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by 87GTCOBRA:
lol this bitch would never talk shit me face to face ill knock this mother fucker out and give him lifetime contacts! and xvt for the best fuckin laugh on here! [/QB]

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87GTCOBRA , you are a fuckin fool and nice job there with your threats of aggravated assault.

 

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Posted by xvt's 85 5.0 (Member # 4765) on :
 
You are so full of shit go do a search and you will realize that every post is to insult someone, and is not only in this thread. Is funny that you think you somehow gotten to me, I in no way offended by you I actually give you some words of advise: be nicer to people, keep the cycling talk on the cycling forum that you're a member off, and don't put some much info. online. I was able to get a lot of information as you can see with in minutes I was able to find where you work, who are your friends and much more. Now I had my fun, and I just wanted to show you that talking shit is not always smart thing to do. (I'm taking the pics down)
 

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Posted by 87GTCOBRA (Member # 7845) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by cobraracer46:

quote:

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Originally posted by 87GTCOBRA:
lol this bitch would never talk shit me face to face ill knock this mother fucker out and give him lifetime contacts! and xvt for the best fuckin laugh on here!

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87GTCOBRA , you are a fuckin fool and nice job there with your threats of aggravated assault.
[/QB]

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quote:

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Originally posted by xvt's 85 5.0:
You are so full of shit go do a search and you will realize that every post is to insult someone, and is not only in this thread. Is funny that you think you somehow gotten to me, I in no way offended by you I actually give you some words of advise: be nicer to people, keep the cycling talk on the cycling forum that you're a member off, and don't put some much info. online. I was able to get a lot of information as you can see with in minutes I was able to find where you work, who are your friends and much more. Now I had my fun, and I just wanted to show you that talking shit is not always smart thing to do. (I'm taking the pics down)

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Don't threaten me, XVT 85 50, you can go fuck yourself. Second SOME of my responses to threads on this site have been criticisms, but they have been constructive.
Third, who the fuck are you to say that I should not post a thread about cycling on this site? Are you a moderator on this site? By the way, plenty of racing drivers are bicycle riders. in fact, Every F1 driver and all of the motorcycle GP riders include cycling in their training and it's no surprise as F1 and moto GP competitors are some of the fittest people in motorsports so the bottom line is that having a bicycle thread on a car site fits, just take a look at www.cornercarvers.com.
Forth, you go on to blow a bunch of smoke by saying that I should not post a ton of personal info on line after you found a way to break into my facebook account, well in case you don't know facebook is a social networking site. XVT 85 50, you have "issues" no question about it.

 

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Posted by fr5.0 (Member # 8652) on :
 
my boy PUTTER thinks that this was cobraracer46 in this movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2c0dKzMWLE&feature=PlayList&p=B594D5571CA4EB6C&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=30
he also wants me to question your (cobraracer46) sexuality!


disclamer; i have not read anything in this thread i am simply doing this for a friend.
 

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Posted by xvt's 85 5.0 (Member # 4765) on :
 

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Originally posted by fr5.0:
my boy PUTTER thinks that this was cobraracer46 in this movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2c0dKzMWLE&feature=PlayList&p=B594D5571CA4EB6C&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=30
he also wants me to question your (cobraracer46) sexuality!


disclamer; i have not read anything in this thread i am simply doing this for a friend.

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In that case my friend told me to post this pic. LOL

 

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Posted by BUICK GS (Member # 4347) on :
 

 

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Posted by BUICK GS (Member # 4347) on :
 

 

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Posted by scoop510 (Member # 8726) on :
 
^^^ HAHAHAHAHA
 

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Posted by 87GTCOBRA (Member # 7845) on :
 

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Originally posted by BUICK GS:

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lmfao!!!!!!!!!
 

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Posted by BUICK GS (Member # 4347) on :
 
OOPS
 

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Posted by BUICK GS (Member # 4347) on :
 

 

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