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90gtvert
Member # 8697
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Just heard this one and found it funny...lol
"When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven god granted her 1 wish. She wished that all the children of the world to be safe, so God killed Michael Jackson"
Lol - too early?
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slowback67
Member # 6348
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I heard there gonna take his body.... Melt down all the plastic and turn him into lego's So little kids can play with him. [ June 26, 2009, 01:41 PM: Message edited by: slowback67 ]
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svfreerider87
Member # 5748
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The Michael Jackson London dates were cancelled, they were Timmy (age 6) and Jimmy (age 9).
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SydeWaySix
Member # 3596
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I know its fucked up, but these are pretty funny
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50DADDY
Member # 3076
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What do MJ and McDonalds have in common?
They both put 40 year old meat in ten year old buns.
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50DADDY
Member # 3076
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Whats the difference between MJ and a plastic bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with.
The other one is for carrying your groceries in.
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50DADDY
Member # 3076
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The autopsy results are in!!!!!
MJ died from eating 12 year old nuts and 8 year old weenies!
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fr5.0
Member # 8652
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http://www.snotr.com/video/182
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SPTVENM
Member # 7080
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quote: Originally posted by 50DADDY: Whats the difference between MJ and a plastic bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with.
The other one is for carrying your groceries in.
u also coulda said
"what do mj and a grocery bag have in common?
they are both made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with"
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fr5.0
Member # 8652
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quote: Originally posted by SPTVENM: quote: Originally posted by 50DADDY: Whats the difference between MJ and a plastic bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with.
The other one is for carrying your groceries in.
u also coulda said
"what do mj and a grocery bag have in common?
they are both made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with"
its a good thing we got you here to state the obvious!
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88DroptopGT
Member # 2535
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What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both come on little crackers!
LMAO
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asskickn88
Member # 4957
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quote: Originally posted by fr5.0: http://www.snotr.com/video/182
Oh shit, I've been hearing about that but haven't seen it yet. Classic!
"Can you get me a Michael is innocent T shirt? I don't have any cash but I'll trade you an OJ is innocent shirt, an Ellen is strait shirt and I'll even throw in a Star Jones is thin T sirt" [ June 27, 2009, 11:34 AM: Message edited by: asskickn88 ]
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50DADDY
Member # 3076
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quote: Originally posted by 88DroptopGT: What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both come on little crackers!
LMAO
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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fr5.0
Member # 8652
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quote: Originally posted by asskickn88: quote: Originally posted by fr5.0: http://www.snotr.com/video/182
Oh shit, I've been hearing about that but haven't seen it yet. Classic!
"Can you get me a Michael is innocent T shirt? I don't have any cash but I'll trade you an OJ is innocent shirt, an Ellen is strait shirt and I'll even throw in a Star Jones is thin T sirt"
that shit is so funny!!!!!!!!
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93EXCHP
Member # 8741
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quote: Originally posted by 88DroptopGT: What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both come on little crackers!
LMAO
LMFAO
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NavidR
Member # 3164
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I've seen it long time a go and still doesn't get old
here's a funny one only 35 sec! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENLPC1MxqDg
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