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NEIGHT
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Alright first of all you guys may think I'm fucked up for lmao when I seen this. Alright last night I was driving back from a family friends "420 party" N when I was getting off an exit I was behind this motorcycle. N I seen this dude not turnin as much as he needed to for the turn then finally he plowed straight into a bush. Now when I saw it I honestly thought I was trippen kuz it was kinda surreal but holy shit was that hilarious to watch him the way he plowed into it N fell to the side. So I got out of the car N went back to help him see if he was ok N dude was slurring his words like a mother fucker "aww shit bro Im an idiot, help me pick up my bike so we(me N my kuzzin) start picking it up N dude tries to help but ends up eating shit! So we start cracking up N then my kuzzin burns the shit out of his leg on the tailpipe so bad that his skin is like fucken grey right now lol. But anyways we got the bike up N dude was like uh thank you N left pretty fast I was ready to see him eat shit again.
-------------------- -Savage Habits- 1992 Summer Edition 1986 Hatch- catfish killer 1964 Impala hard top
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I would have been laughing to Neight.
I know a guy who was riding an old dirt bike on a country road, drunk with his buddy on the back. They rear ended a car in front of them. That guy got out and was drunk LOL. All three of the decided the best thing to do was to just forget it ever happened.
They hop back on the bike and the bars are bent hella far to one side and the front wheel was bent real bad too. They rode the bike home and he said it was shaking real bad the whole time. LOL BTW this was like mid 70's when this happened.
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Posts: 8582 | From: Vallejo | Registered: Dec 2005
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NEIGHT
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At times like this I wish I had a camera mounted on my dash to record this funny ass shit I see.
-------------------- -Savage Habits- 1992 Summer Edition 1986 Hatch- catfish killer 1964 Impala hard top
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triple b
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dam what if he eat shit again but plows into a family going through a intersection not funny any more
-------------------- 1988 4cyl conv 306 HCI "sasha" 2004 tahoe Sold- 87 GT, 72 chevelle, 63 biscane, 82 monte carlo, 73 nova, 88 silverado,
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NEIGHT
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Of course CAFORDS never fails with their worst scenarios.
-------------------- -Savage Habits- 1992 Summer Edition 1986 Hatch- catfish killer 1964 Impala hard top
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915.0gt
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quote: Originally posted by triple b: dam what if he eat shit again but plows into a family going through a intersection not funny any more
Considering that the guy was on a bike if he plowed into anything I would have to say that he would be on the loosing side of that one
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triple b
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ok then he plows into your stang how funny would that be!?!
-------------------- 1988 4cyl conv 306 HCI "sasha" 2004 tahoe Sold- 87 GT, 72 chevelle, 63 biscane, 82 monte carlo, 73 nova, 88 silverado,
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Can't we all just get along? I'm a little drunk right now. ....
-------------------- Originally posted by turbo50: I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money.
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Wish I could've seen that lol
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Infamous5.0
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What if a lady was pushing twin babys in a stroller and this drunk guy in the bike hits the stroller and then the stroller blows up? Would that be funny mr.neight?
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NEIGHT
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This was at 2 AM no one was out walking, barely anyone driving for that matter. But it was hilarious how he flipped over his bike when we were helping him lift it out of the bush haha
-------------------- -Savage Habits- 1992 Summer Edition 1986 Hatch- catfish killer 1964 Impala hard top
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Infamous5.0
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What if a duck with all his little duckies were crossing the street and this drunk jack ass in his bike runs over all the little duckies and injures the mother duck, would that be funny? Hu?
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NEIGHT
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quote: Originally posted by Infamous5.0: What if a duck with all his little duckies were crossing the street and this drunk jack ass in his bike runs over all the little duckies and injures the mother duck, would that be funny? Hu?
It would be hilarious actually. Haha
-------------------- -Savage Habits- 1992 Summer Edition 1986 Hatch- catfish killer 1964 Impala hard top
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