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Camaro Kid Z/28
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TOP 5 SIGNS IT'S TIME TO GO ON A DIET
5) YOU DANCE AND IT MAKES THE BAND SKIP!.
4) YOU ARE DIAGNOSED WITH THE FLESH-EATING VIRUS, AND THE DOCTOR GIVES YOU 22 MORE YEARS TO LIVE!
3) YOU PUT MAYONNAISE ON AN ASPIRIN!
2) YOU GO TO THE ZOO AND THE ELEPHANTS THROW YOU PEANUTS!
1) YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE SAYS, "PICTURE CONTINUED ON OTHER SIDE."
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No." And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting a lot. THE END PS: He also drank beer whenever he wanted.......
-------------------- 1973 Camaro Z/28(clone) http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2649130 "4-eyes forever essay!"
Posts: 6429 | From: 408 | Registered: Jul 2003
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94gt
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Member # 3060
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I like the 2nd one...
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Posts: 5777 | From: Beavercreek, OH | Registered: Jul 2003
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87GeeTee
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Member # 5905
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The second one is the best dude.
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2002 GT; Gone But Not Forgotten 1987 GT Vert (Sold!)
Posts: 4278 | From: San Pablo | Registered: Aug 2005
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Bizob
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Member # 3768
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second joke
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Posts: 1147 | From: 916 | Registered: Nov 2003
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Blue88lx
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Member # 5919
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Once upon a time.....
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Its All Stock Cuzzon
Member # 1852
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2) YOU GO TO THE ZOO AND THE ELEPHANTS THROW YOU PEANUTS!
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Posts: 6499 | From: San Bruno | Registered: Sep 2002
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